World’s worst hotel na Amsterdam’s Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, where dem dey charge just £18-a-night, but na wetin you pay for you go get.
Dem website yarn: ‘Those wishing to stay do so at their own risk and will not hold the hotel liable for food poisoning, mental breakdowns, terminal illness, lost limbs, radiation poisoning, certain diseases associated with the 18th century, plague, etc.’
Some of dem advertising slogans na: ‘It can’t get any worse. But we’ll do our best’, and ‘Improve your immune system, stay at Hans Brinker’.
While other hotel chains dey upgrade luxury, the Hans Brinker dey excitedly yarn customers ‘Now with beds in every room.’
It’s a policy that seems to be working with backpackers.
‘They love our humour and sarcasm and they have diminished their expectations to less than nothing.’