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The Miracle of Fear By Bode Asiyanbi

(Originally published on Lawino’s Magazine)

 

Rasaki knew something had gone wrong as he ejaculated but what exactly, he could not place. Was it the grandfather clock that chimed eight times at one o’clock, or the thunder that cracked the midnight air as the first spurts eased out? Was it the strange bird that began chirping on the silence of the night? He stared at his wilted member. He had jerked out too late. This withdrawal thing Osas suggested was not for him. It was like eating underdone rice.

“What…?” his wife said. “I’m safe…”

Her sweat-drenched breasts heaved in protest as he pulled away from her delirious grip. He did not respond. He faced the cracking wall of their one-room home, his face wrapped in a puzzle. It was not just about the niggling apprehension of pregnancy or the interrupted orgasm, he just did not like how he came. READ MORE

61-year-old woman shit twins for Hospital

 

Antonia Leticia Asti, a Brazillian madame, born twins (a boy and a girl) one week after her 61st birthday.

 

She and her husband, Jose Cesar Asti don dey find pikin for many years before God butter dem bread.

 

Dem don try to produce pikin for inside Test tube but the thing no work. Authorities no gree make dem adopt pikin sef because dem don old, nearing dem grave.

My wonder na say, “shey people no dey reach menopause again? Abi na we Scientists dey lie say women dey reach menopause?”

 

This one must be magic sha. You talk wetin? Miracle? I dey think…