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My Random Thoughts On Leadership and Followers in Nigeria by Olakunle Sanusi

 

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The plane crash involving the corpse of the erstwhile governor of Ondo State afforded a lot of Nigerians another opportunity to pour our anger on our leaders. Most people in Ondo state took sides; supporters of Mimiko and Agagu hurled insults at one another and their principals. Sadly, “we the people” never thought about our own contributions to the decay Nigeria is today. In supporting and commenting on a friend’s post on Facebook I would write what I titled, “My Random Thoughts on Leadership and Followers in Nigeria”.aggagga

 

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What a man can do, a Chimpanzee can do better. Jes photos…

Oga at the top Santa Chimp no send you o. Na only if you come clean hands conveying bananas. Datsall...
Oga at the top Santa Chimp no send you o. Na only if you come clean hands conveying bananas. Datsall…
The gentleman royal contemplates his next move at a chess game
The gentleman royal contemplates his next move at a chess game

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Flying Car: ‘The Car’, taking to the air. Thanks to University Graduates…

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Some things dey craze! No be the human actors o but the things themselves. Such na ‘the flying car’.

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Flying car? How on mother earth? Which kind sane person fit think of such an insane something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, the thing surely get em own way of filling the needs of millions (if not billions – remember Gangnam Style?) of people.  Just come to Lagos and start selling….

 

 

 

 

 

But hey, you no fit fly this car the way you go drive am o. If you be amateur driver, you still fit drive am inside gutter but fly? The gutter of the airstrip na hell. No be heaven o but hell because the person corpse go dance azonto inside fire.

 

Anyway, make we give thumbs up to those individual brains wey throw up the idea (including Hollywood) and those wey finish am.

 

 

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Designer babies don enter town. You too can have one…like a Dan Foster kinda baby…

 

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Now, everybody fit customize dem own baby.

One kind company, The Fertility Institutes don dey customize babies wey get special attributes or edge.

Dem claim say we never see anything and say plenty trips still dey on the way as science dey improve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But some countries dey vex say “this is against moral and ethical practice”.

Whether you like am or you no like am, these designer babies don land.

You wan a baby wey dey black, very black or white, very white? Or shey na baby wey fine, beautiful, handsome, mildly handsome or gruesomely handsome? Now, you fit get am!

Which kind baby you want? Dan Foster kind?

Tu Baba (so “Nothing dey happen”)

 

 

 

 

 

 

or D’banj (for the Oyato thinzzz)

 

 

Well, you fit even like to get C. Ronaldo kinda baby right?

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Whatever kinda baby wey you want, you fit customize am before the thing get inside em mama belle.

 

 

 

Unless na our Papa, Obj type (as in, ehm…ehm…)

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