CHIBOK,
sounding like the celebrity’s name,
has joined the league of Burj Khalifa and
the statue of liberty.
Seeming to mock our dear country,
The tourist asks, “Where is it?
Can I go see Chibok?” Like no one knows it was Continue reading CHIBOK, a year after by ‘Lakunle Jaiyesimi
It was just dawning and no one would have suspected to find blood stain, talk not of a new born baby, in the toilet of the female hostel in a University. But that’s exactly what happened at Moremi Hostel of the Obafemi Awolowo University in the early hours of Wednesday, 19th of June, 2013.
First, the callous act of a thief, who crept into the said female hostel served as a major concern for most of the residents of the hall as they woke up one after the other. He stole items including laptops and was about breaking into another room when he was sighted and an alarm raised. He vanished. Who knows, he probably was just a harbinger to the heroic baby’s arrival.
Continue reading Abortion@OAU: ‘Stubborn’ baby refused to be flushed down a female hostel toilet
Her name na Mrs Oluwakemi Adeoye. For 14 years wey she don marry, she no get baby.
In 2011, she get belle (pregnancy) and instead of 9 months, the baby chose to spend 25 months inside em mama belle before finally coming out “swiftly”. “Must be cool inside the womb”. Continue reading Pikin chose to spend 25 months inside belle before coming out.
This is called The Drill Baby. Na peaceful looking baby made of vinyl rubber, mohair, plaster, oil paint and aluminum armature and dem cover am with tattoos inspired by the BP disaster (oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico)
Continue reading Check out this lovely baby tattoo. Seems to induce the baby to sleep…
That’s right. Here are great ideas for those who need ideas about how to tell the world they ‘just married’….
‘Just Married’ couples? Wait till you got kids. And the experience is like being on a roller-coaster.
Continue reading ‘Just Married’ Ideas? Get these pictures…
If-U-Miss-Am, see this China man wey sue em wife because dem baby dey ‘Incredibly ugly’ . Jian Feng ended up winning $120,000.
Feng believe say dem daughter go fine like her mother, but no be so. Wetin happen na say the wife don do over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery to improve her ‘ugly’ looks before dem marry and she no tell her husband. The baby come inherit em mother’s natural looks.
“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng yarn. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”
Na so dem divorce, Feng citing “false pretenses.”
Now, everybody fit customize dem own baby.
One kind company, The Fertility Institutes don dey customize babies wey get special attributes or edge.
Dem claim say we never see anything and say plenty trips still dey on the way as science dey improve.
But some countries dey vex say “this is against moral and ethical practice”.
Whether you like am or you no like am, these designer babies don land.
You wan a baby wey dey black, very black or white, very white? Or shey na baby wey fine, beautiful, handsome, mildly handsome or gruesomely handsome? Now, you fit get am!
Which kind baby you want? Dan Foster kind?
Tu Baba (so “Nothing dey happen”)
or D’banj (for the Oyato thinzzz)
Well, you fit even like to get C. Ronaldo kinda baby right?
Whatever kinda baby wey you want, you fit customize am before the thing get inside em mama belle.
Unless na our Papa, Obj type (as in, ehm…ehm…)
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