E don reach days now wey my fellow Nigerians don become ‘My Oga at the top’ and everybody seems to dey enjoy that position at the top. There, plenty comedy dey to relax your nerves.
Continue reading My Oga at the top, Shem Obafaiye, Suspension and Naija’s double-speak…
These are just wonderments like say Africans themselves no dey do charity for other peoples of the world. Keeping fingers crossed.
Continue reading Na only for Africa every creativity is made for Charity. See Photos…
The Skytree broadcast tower in Tokyo na the world’s tallest tower. It fit withstand Japan’s earthquakes and other natural disasters. Na only Dubai’s Burj Khalifa tall pass am.
Na February 29, 2012 dem complete the Tower and its height na 2,080 feet (634 meters) into the sky, with the clouds obscuring em top sometimes.
London-based sculptor, Ron Mueck dey unique. Em mind-blowing artworks na wetin we fit term ‘larger-than-life’ sculptures of the human body. You go believe say na real life person you dey see. Na lie o.
Ron Mueck yarn about em Artworks: “I don’t think of them as mannequins. On one hand, I try to create a believable presence; and, on the other hand, they have to work as objects. They aren’t living persons, although it’s nice to stand in front of them and be unsure whether they are or not. But ultimately, they’re fiberglass objects that you can pick up and carry. If they succeed as fun things to have in the room, I’m happy. At the same time, I wouldn’t be satisfied if they didn’t have some kind of presence that made you think they’re more than just objects.”
Gangnam Style, that number one video on youtube wey get the highest number of viewsstill dey pace forward.
See for yourself in the pictures below.
Continue reading Gangnam Style: Remember that ‘Most Watched Video on Youtube. Still kicking…
The Abuja Securities & Commodities Exchange is (besides the Nigerian Stock Exchange) one of two principal stock exchanges in Nigeria. It is located in Abuja, the country’s capital, and it was founded in August, 2006.
The ASCE is primarily involved with the trading of commodities such as Agricultural produce like maize, sorghum, soya beans, sesame seeds, groundnut and millet as opposed to trading in securities such as bonds and company stock. Also, cash crops like gum Arabic, cocoa and palm produce. There’s also the prospect of expansion beyond Agricultural products as a result of partnership with the Ministry of Mines & Steel Development for the development of the solid minerals sector. Hence, trading in precious stones like gold, tantalite etcetera. This will make many people go into commercial mining of these products and therefore generate employment. Enough of the jargons! What it translates into includes increasing employment opportunities and sector contribution to the nation’s GDP.
Continue reading Virginities for sale: World’s Most Expensive Pabu
E be like say dem don cure one United States baby girl wey em mamma born with HIV, using standard drug therapy and very early treatment. Continue reading HIV Cure don dey? As US HIV baby got ‘cured’ by early drug treatment…
“Dissident shines in the conservative world of the oyinbo – UK. And one wonders, where did we go wrong?”
One man, Stephen Gough, 54, wey dem dey call Naked Rambler don take as work nakedly walka-ing round the whole of England, nakedly na wetin I yarn.
Continue reading “Nudity is a human right” (at least in the UK) – Naked Rambler
Her name na Mrs Oluwakemi Adeoye. For 14 years wey she don marry, she no get baby.
In 2011, she get belle (pregnancy) and instead of 9 months, the baby chose to spend 25 months inside em mama belle before finally coming out “swiftly”. “Must be cool inside the womb”. Continue reading Pikin chose to spend 25 months inside belle before coming out.
Dem don suspend eight South African police wey arrest one Mozambican taxi driver, Mido Macia, 27, cuff am to a police van and begin drag am along the street. The guy later died.
Even Naija Police people wey no send no fit do that kind thing, lailai. People dey craze pass people sha.
Some people record the incident for the public and dem don broadcast am on TV. Continue reading SA police dragged man to death with their Van. Got suspended.
Onyebuchi Ejimkonye, 30, na em News report say rape Chinasa Dickson, 4, until she die pafuka. Trust the police, dem do arrest am. Continue reading She was 4. She was raped. And she died…
Below are today’s smartphones. Dem pass phones – dem be powerful, networked multimedia computers. Come see them over the next 10 years, dem for don get far more advanced.
Continue reading Smartphones don dey get smarter. Check out wetin I mean…
Grant Snider of Incidental Comics gives us not only a comic but a poem within it; more of a caveat….
I don’t advocate drug use – unless it leads to great works of literature.
Honey, a talented graphic artist and designer wey come from Philippines, na em dey turn bananas into organic works of art. Her only tool – a common safety pin.
To do these works, Honey needs between half an hour and two, after which she go photograph them and chop the fruit. “It’s fun! You guys should try it some time,” she yarn.
Tommy Edison dey blind but that one no fit stop am from achieving all that he wan achieve.
Em don work as a traffic reporter for a Connecticut radio station, take photographs and critique movies – things wey dey normally require reasonably good eye sight. Em get one great website where em dey put em reviews and talks about being blind. Continue reading See him: He is blind…but he can see…Tommy Edison
Zombies don dey take over the world o. Everything now na Zombie this, Zombie that.
Even the fluffy teddy-bears sef don join the ‘epidemic’. Thanks to english artist Phillip Blackman, 45, from Suffolk, England…
Continue reading Scary but lovely: Adorable Teddy Bears turn creepy Zombies
Life!
Birth supplants death.
Our tears of sorrows, condemned, become laughter of joy.
Congrats, Kasey & Neemath on the new birth (Valentina):
Valentine is here once again with the atmosphere festooned in red and labelled with an irresistible attraction of fun. For the hedonistic, which I myself couldn’t claim a neuter, it would be a time to check out the most resplendent of bars, where magnificent foods and wine are served and where the atmosphere is rife with histrionic blues to drive home our points to that special girl, who had our minds riveted on “forever-after stories” for far too long.
While these roses, chocolate bars, teddy bears, cards and frames fly without wings and nestle in the comfy of those we share these feelings and thoughts toward, I extricate myself from the purview of norms and break the barrier of tradition to effect the real value of what this celebration has on me.
How do we celebrate love? Continue reading VALENTINE BLUES WITH HANNIBAL (& CZAR)
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