Gallery: Hollywood, like Nollywood, has got nice curves that kan cqill

The incredibly talented and funny Melissa McCarthy is just getting started in Hollywood. Credit: Getty Images
The incredibly talented and funny Melissa McCarthy is just getting started in Hollywood. Credit: Getty Images
Kate Upton is the curviest supermodel to make waves in quite some time. Credit: Getty Images
Kate Upton is the curviest supermodel to make waves in quite some time. Credit: Getty Images
Kate Upton is the curviest supermodel to make waves in quite some time. Credit: Getty Images
Kate Upton is the curviest supermodel to make waves in quite some time. Credit: Getty Images
The youngest Kardashian constantly battles public pressure about her weight but look at that perfect hourglass figure! Credit: Getty Images
The youngest Kardashian constantly battles public pressure about her weight but look at that perfect hourglass figure! Credit: Getty Images
The youngest Kardashian constantly battles public pressure about her weight but look at that perfect hourglass figure! Credit: Getty Images
The youngest Kardashian constantly battles public pressure about her weight but look at that perfect hourglass figure! Credit: Getty Images

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HUSBAND to be DIVORCED not for ‘poor performance’ but laziness by wife, 38

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Mrs Risikat Balogun, 38, of Ogbondroko area, Ilorin, is blazing hot to secure a divorce against her husband, Ahmed, of three years on the ground that he is lazy.

“My husband prefers playing draft and ayo games with his friends instead of searching for a  job to do,” that’s what she said. Our “marriage was contracted in 2010 and had produced a  female child aged two years.” Continue reading HUSBAND to be DIVORCED not for ‘poor performance’ but laziness by wife, 38

Nigerian kids emerge tops at World Robot Olympiad

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Team Nigeria emerged first amongst four African countries that represented the continent in the 2012 World Robot Olympiad, which held in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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Nigerian representatives include the trio of Mfoniso Moses, Mercy Ingibina Benjamin and Dapreye Zidafamor, selected from public schools in Lagos and trained by Alofos Science & Technology Foundation for the competition.

 

 

 

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The Governor that either gets a SNAP or a SLAP. Students to study Ifa?

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There are some, who might have grown and remained controversial especially in terms of what they do and their utterances. Of course, usually caring less what reactions such controversial gestures may elicit.

 

Interestingly, these personalities usually achieve excellently even in those waters that many of their subjects deem unsettled. If properly scrutinized, they may come across as people who know what they want and are clear about it in spite of what people have got to mouth-munch.

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Are they the special ones, who deserve a SNAP?

Or clearly the damned ones, who deserve a SLAP?

 

Well, such is the personality of the incumbent Governor of Osun State, Nigeria, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola.

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She became a University Student@14. Orphaned though, but determined!

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If-U-Miss-am, Zimbabwean whiz-kid Maud Chifamba grew up in grinding poverty, having lost both her parents at a tender age but at 14, she has defied adversity and hardship to break academic records.

Maud Chifamba, middle, started her studies in accounting September 10, 2012 at the University of Zimbabwe. Aged 14, she is the country's youngest ever university student.
Maud Chifamba, middle, started her studies in accounting September 10, 2012 at the University of Zimbabwe. Aged 14, she is the country’s youngest ever university student.

The extremely bright teenager became the youngest ever university student in Zimbabwe and in the whole of southern Africa.

Maud, standing next to Munyaradzi Madambi, the dean of students at the University of Zimbabwe, received last week a donation of a laptop by the TZU CHI Foundation
Maud, standing next to Munyaradzi Madambi, the dean of students at the University of Zimbabwe, received last week a donation of a laptop by the TZU CHI Foundation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now pursuing a Bachelor of Accountancy Honors Degree at the University of Zimbabwe, the country’s oldest and most esteemed educational institution, her intellectual prowess and hard work have earned her a four-year scholarship of nearly $10,000 after she excelled at 2011 Advanced Level exams.

She has been granted a four-year scholarship from the Zimbabwe Revenue Authority (ZIMRA), valued at nearly $10,000
She has been granted a four-year scholarship from the Zimbabwe Revenue Authority (ZIMRA), valued at nearly $10,000

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New Comets to visit Earth, March and September. Eye of God?

images (2)“A spectacular, eye-catching Comet is to pay the Earth a visit in October, leaving a trail probably till January, 2014.”

That is the information reaching us from across the web, Catholic Online, Burlington Patch, Huffington Post etc.

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It is Comet C/2012 S1 (ISON), simply dubbed Comet ISON in the media and was discovered on the 21st day of September, 2012 “beyond the orbit of Jupiter, and almost immediately created a sensation in the astronomical community. The comet holds the promise of becoming so bright that it may be visible in the daytime sky.”

 

 

Comet “ISON’s fiery tail may be visible to those watching the night sky from October 2013 through January 2014″ – NASA’s Astronomer.images (3)

At its closest to the sun, Comet ISON will be just 1.8 million kilometers from the solar surface, or just over one million miles. This is extremely close, and some comets that pass that close do not survive the approach, breaking up and melting into the solar wind instead.

There are interesting facts about Comet ISON that must not escape the student of nature. Find out!

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You want to see the comet now? Ok, here’s your guide…
2013013941ison-pThe arrow points to the area where to look for ISON now. Unfortunately, you will need a very large scope to spot it now if you have to. However, it will become visible in 8′-10′ scopes in September.
Meanwhile, we expect an early-bird Comet in March this year. Let’s keep fingers crossed.

Happy New Year! At this time?

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Audience: Why is your own new year greeting not just coming in?

Presenter: ‘Cos I was busy with everyday concerns that I never noticed the arrival of a new year!

 

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To all you honoured readers of lAkUnLeScReWs, blessings from the Throne of grace and bliss

as together, we say a resounding HAPPY NEW YEAR to ourselves, while reveling in parties especially with mouthfuls of morsels and vegetabled beef.

Today, tomorrow and the quick days that follow would be used to paint brightly coloured walls, as hopes and resolutions for changes in the pregnant year, 2013. It is pregnant from the coitus of ‘2012 and us’ but what manner of child would be delivered is yet a mystery.

Let us sing and please, do let us merry but we our eyes need be opened to the goings-on in the moment.

As we celebrate the entry of a new year, there are those who really do not care what the time says. While some celebrate with laughter, there are those who are in pains.

Ivory Coast new year stampede kills dozens in Abidjan http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20881552

Police against ‘Rape-Provoking’ Miniskirts

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Women wey dey wear miniskirts or tops exposing part of dem stomach may be arrested by the Police.  One police person talk am in Swaziland.

“The act of a rapist is made easy, because it would be easy to remove the half-cloth worn by the women,” Wendy Hleta, na em yarn am.

Offenders wey dem arrest fit face six-month jail term, na 1889 dem make the law.

The ban also applies to low-rise jeans.

“They will be arrested,” she said.

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Lagos Festival of Lights. Stealing copyrights?

With an appearance of splendor, glory, magnificence and…I no know bigger sounding words again, help me with some, Lagos, Nigeria celebrates Christmas period with dem own version of ‘Festival of Lights’. Beautiful things. If you no dey Lagos this Christmas period, then you are wrong!

See Lagos Pictures below and compare with standard ‘Festivals of Lights’. Pretensions without ‘OWN’ substance? Judge for yourself!

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Transcript for Connecticut Shooting: Motivations Behind Mass Shootings

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“Today’s tragedy comes on the heels of that other mass shooting 72 hours ago in the mall filled with holiday shoppers outside portland. This singular tragedy in newtown, joining the ranks of the other dark days, coe, tus an, aurora. Pierre thomas now tells us what the experts say they see when they look at the men behind these massacres.

Reporter: The virginia tech A shooting spree in tucson, arizona –six dead. 12 killed at a colorado movie theater. Mass murder conducted by a lone gunmen.

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Retracing Biblical tales from Genesis to Jesus in Pictures

lAkuNlEsCrEwS walka go Spiritual Journey with Christiane Amanpour as she retraces Biblical tales from Genesis to Jesus.

The Bible tells us the Garden of Eden was near four rivers. Two of them, the Tigris and Euphrates, are in modern-day Iraq, which leads scholars to believe the Garden was likely located in the fertile crescent region of Mesopotamia. The lush garden could have looked something like this Iraqi marsh
The Bible tells us the Garden of Eden was near four rivers. Two of them, the Tigris and Euphrates, are in modern-day Iraq, which leads scholars to believe the Garden was likely located in the fertile crescent region of Mesopotamia. The lush garden could have looked something like this Iraqi marsh

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‘Alien’-looking human Skulls Found in Mexico: Beginning of our new world?

download (1)Archaeologists don find 25 “alien”-looking human skulls for inside cemetery in Mexico in the northwest state of Sonora.

Na yesterday (21/12/12 wey the world suppose end or is it wey another kind world began) na em Archaeologists yarn am.

The bones dey around 1,000 years old, dating from 945 A.D. to 1308 A.D. For more pictures

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This is part four of a series (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 5) covering several ways that humanity’s time on Earth could conceivably come to an end. The study of the apocalypse, known as eschatology has been a pervasive force in religion, science, and popular culture since the development of the first cultures on Earth. Some of the theories about the end of days are more plausible than others, but all are thought-provoking nonetheless. In Part Three, I describe some of the ways our world could end due to Catastrophies Caused by Humans. Cheers to the end!

Here we are, my friends. If all goes according to the Mayas’ plan, the world will end tomorrow. In Part One of this series, I talked about why the Maya think that the world will end in less than 36 hours. In

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This is part three of a series (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 4) (Part 5) covering several ways that humanity’s time on Earth could conceivably come to an end. The study of the apocalypse, known as eschatology  has been a pervasive force in religion, science, and popular culture since the development of the first cultures on Earth. Some of the theories about the end of days are more plausible than others, but all are thought-provoking nonetheless. In Part Three, I describe some of the ways our world could end due to Natural Disasters Caused by the Earth. Cheers to the end!

Two days left people. In less than 72 hours, our world will come to an end. Probably not actually (unless you’re a Jets fan and Tebow requests a trade) but I couldn’t resist a little drama! In

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This is part two of a series (Part 1) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) covering several ways that humanity’s time on Earth could conceivably come to an end. The study of the apocalypse, known as eschatology  has been a pervasive force in religion, science, and popular culture since the development of the first cultures on Earth. Some of the theories about the end of days are more plausible than others, but all are thought-provoking nonetheless. In Part Two, I describe a few of the most likely ways in which the world as we know it could end due to Natural Disasters from Space. Cheers to the end of the world!

We’ve all seen the movies: asteroids and comets, earthquakes and volcanoes, solar flares and gamma-ray bursts…all natural ways in which our world can come to an end. And while the most…

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What better way to end the day. Bro and sister, ‘denude-ate’ the pieces and go to sleep…

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This is part one of a series (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) covering several ways that humanity’s time on Earth could conceivably come to an end. The study of the apocalypse, known as eschatology  has been a pervasive force in religion, science, and popular culture since the development of the first cultures on Earth. Some of the theories about the end of days are more plausible than others, but all are thought-provoking nonetheless. In Part One, I recount the history and science surrounding the Impending End of the Mayan Calender that has led to the popular 2012 phenomena. Cheers to the end!

It’s almost here, folks! In just five short days, the world will end – at least according to ancient Mayan predictions. The fact has been known for a long time, but as December 21st, 2012 draws closer, interest…

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