JM Gershenson-Gates na Chicago-based jeweler wey dey create unique accessories from discarded watch parts, in a bid “to show the beauty of the mechanical world, a place generally hidden from the public behind metal and glass.”
Now, everybody fit customize dem own baby.
One kind company, The Fertility Institutes don dey customize babies wey get special attributes or edge.
Dem claim say we never see anything and say plenty trips still dey on the way as science dey improve.
But some countries dey vex say “this is against moral and ethical practice”.
Whether you like am or you no like am, these designer babies don land.
You wan a baby wey dey black, very black or white, very white? Or shey na baby wey fine, beautiful, handsome, mildly handsome or gruesomely handsome? Now, you fit get am!
Which kind baby you want? Dan Foster kind?
Tu Baba (so “Nothing dey happen”)
or D’banj (for the Oyato thinzzz)
Well, you fit even like to get C. Ronaldo kinda baby right?
Whatever kinda baby wey you want, you fit customize am before the thing get inside em mama belle.
Unless na our Papa, Obj type (as in, ehm…ehm…)
Foxconn Technologies na MobilePhone manufacturing Company in China.
Dem don begin the process of replacing dem workers with Robots, wey dem call Foxbots.
1 MILLION ROBOTS GO REPLACE 1 MILLION HUMAN JOBS?
This is following labour issues wey the company dey get in recent times wey include “complaints over working conditions, rumored riots, and even suicides, all occurring in the past few years as demand for smartphones and tablets is skyrocketing.”
At least, robots no dey complain! 10,000 units don show, 20,000 go show before the end of the year.
The cost of the Robots high, no be small. E dey between $20,000 to $25,000.
Shey make we dey expect similar things for Africa?
Liu Xianping, 72 don become model for ladies’ clothes to promote em granddaughter’s clothing store, Yuekou.
Baba got beautiful legs, no?
“Why unacceptable (for someone like me to wear women’s clothes? Modelling for the store is helping my granddaughter and I have nothing to lose. We were very happy on the day of the shooting. I’m very old and all that I care about is to be happy.”
Business don better for em granddaughter since Baba start modelling. Chop up!
World’s worst hotel na Amsterdam’s Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, where dem dey charge just £18-a-night, but na wetin you pay for you go get.
Dem website yarn: ‘Those wishing to stay do so at their own risk and will not hold the hotel liable for food poisoning, mental breakdowns, terminal illness, lost limbs, radiation poisoning, certain diseases associated with the 18th century, plague, etc.’
Some of dem advertising slogans na: ‘It can’t get any worse. But we’ll do our best’, and ‘Improve your immune system, stay at Hans Brinker’.
While other hotel chains dey upgrade luxury, the Hans Brinker dey excitedly yarn customers ‘Now with beds in every room.’
It’s a policy that seems to be working with backpackers.
‘They love our humour and sarcasm and they have diminished their expectations to less than nothing.’
The President of Uruguay dey live on a ramshackle farm and gives away most of his pay.
This guy no be like other politicians’ lifestyles wey dey far removed from those wey dem dey serve. No be so in Uruguay.
For em farm, Laundry dey outside the house. Na from inside well dem dey get water and the compound dey overgrown with weeds. Na only two police officers and Manuela, a three-legged dog, dey keep watch outside.
President Mujica shunned the luxurious house wey the Uruguayan state provide for dem leaders. Na inside em wife farmhouse, off a dirty road outside the capital, Montevideo em dey stay.
The president and em wife dey work the land themselves, growing flowers.
This austere lifestyle – and the fact say Mujica donates about 90% of em monthly salary, equivalent to $12,000 (£7,500), to charity – don lead am to be labelled the poorest president in the world.
Make you visit BBC for details but the following na em words:
“I’m called ‘the poorest president’, but I don’t feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try to keep an expensive lifestyle, and always want more and more”
“This is a matter of freedom. If you don’t have many possessions then you don’t need to work all your life like a slave to sustain them, and therefore you have more time for yourself”
“I may appear to be an eccentric old man… But this is a free choice.”
“We’ve been talking all afternoon about sustainable development. To get the masses out of poverty.
“But what are we thinking? Do we want the model of development and consumption of the rich countries? I ask you now: what would happen to this planet if Indians would have the same proportion of cars per household than Germans? How much oxygen would we have left?
“Does this planet have enough resources so seven or eight billion can have the same level of consumption and waste that today is seen in rich societies? It is this level of hyper-consumption that is harming our planet.”
This poor president dey support a debate on the legalisation of the consumption of cannabis, in a bill wey go also give the state the monopoly over its trade.
“Consumption of cannabis is not the most worrying thing, drug-dealing is the real problem,” he yarn.
Uganda wan pass law against homosexuality by the end of 2012. Na Christmas gift to advocates of homosexual rights be that. Member of Parliament, na em talk am. People of Uganda want am like that.
Foreign donors dey vex say if gay rights are not respected, dem go cut aids to the country. Gbege!
Zimbabwe – Dem arrest and charge two women in Mashonaland West on Monday for doing wetin dem talk say dey similar to witchcraft.
The suspects be Rosemary Kamanga, 48 and Esnath Maodza, 56, both of Shackleton compound about 20km from Chinhoyi.
Dem dey treat them like say dem be thieves or hardened criminals. Na only Africa witch dey?
You need more details? Go get ’em in her own book, “Shot Girls”
Dem born Joey Powling with a heart defect wey Doctors call Tetralogy of Fallot (plz, assume I never said anything).
An open-heart surgery (you don’t have to know what that actually is.
At least, observe the cut), na em dem do on top the boy on October 25 to correct the problem at Rainbow Babies and Children’s Hospital in Cleveland. 
One photo of the boy, smiling, taken only 5 days after the procedure don generate plenty likes on facebook wey pass 1.6 million. Na ABC News talk am.
“If Chuck Norris had a baby, he’d almost be as tough as this,” one image caption yarn.
“That one’s my favorite,” Powling yarn. “He’ll usually give you a little smirk like that.”
Dem born Joey Powling with a heart defect wey Doctors call Tetralogy of Fallot (plz, assume I never said anything).
An open-heart surgery (you don’t have to know what that actually is.
At least, observe the cut), na em dem do on top the boy on October 25 to correct the problem at Rainbow Babies and Children’s Hospital in Cleveland. One photo of the boy, smiling, taken only 5 days after the procedure don generate plenty likes on facebook wey pass 1.6 million. Na ABC News talk am.
“If Chuck Norris had a baby, he’d almost be as tough as this,” one image caption yarn.
“That one’s my favorite,” Powling yarn. “He’ll usually give you a little smirk like that.”
Antonia Leticia Asti, a Brazillian madame, born twins (a boy and a girl) one week after her 61st birthday.
She and her husband, Jose Cesar Asti don dey find pikin for many years before God butter dem bread.
Dem don try to produce pikin for inside Test tube but the thing no work. Authorities no gree make dem adopt pikin sef because dem don old, nearing dem grave.
My wonder na say, “shey people no dey reach menopause again? Abi na we Scientists dey lie say women dey reach menopause?”
This one must be magic sha. You talk wetin? Miracle? I dey think…
E be like say Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez (couple called ‘Jelena’) don break up. Abi na speculation?
Wetin cause am na trust issues and the fact that both of them dey very busy. “Busy doing what?” Go ask them!
Dem be children and are prone to changing their mind anytime wey dem like.
“While it’s actually likely that teenage Twitter drama led to the demise of “Jelena,” Barbara Palvin — the model whom Bieber was photographed with has denied that the two are dating multiple times:
“last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:) #friendship,” she tweeted on Nov. 10.
It’s obvious that something transpired that was big enough to bring “Jelena” to an end, but for now it’s all just speculation.” – Huffingtonpost na dem yarn am.
Four African girls don create generator wey fit use wee-wee “Urine, that is” to produce electricity. One litre of wee-wee go produce 6-hour supply of electricity.
Dem showcase the generator for Maker Faire in Lagos, Nigeria, a week ago.
The girl-innovators are teens Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, and Faleke Oluwatoyin, all age 14, and Bello Eniola, 15.
No ask me how the thing go work. Go find the girls.
But Yahoo News fit help small:”
And as for delivering the fuel itself? Well, we’ll leave that up to the consumer.”
Hoping the right quarters go pick this up.
“At least, 20 US states have filed petitions through the website of the White House to secede from the United States of America, http://whitehouse.gov following the re-election of President Barack Obama,” http://www.examiner.com yarn so today, Tuesday.
After the re-election, several petitions surfaced wey dey ask the Obama administration to peacefully grant the applied state to withdraw from the United States of America so that dem go fit create their own government.
First state wey pertition – Louisiana get 12,300 signatures in four days and still dey count
Then, Texas get 15,400 supporters and still dey count
States with secession-related petitions on top White House website include
Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina and Tennessee.
If 25,000 people sign the petition by December 7, the thing go “require a response” from the Obama administration, according to published rules of the White House’s online “We the People” program.
By the second, all the states figures dey increase o. Watch out…
But another petition dey demand, “Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them”
Visit https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions
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