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Virginities for sale: World’s Most Expensive Pabu

Rosie Reid, 18, from London also in 2004 sell em body to a bidder, a 44-year-old BT engineer (a divorced man) wey pay a reported £8,400. Na the girl's first time with a man. However, she been get lesbian lover wey dey wait outside the door, while Rosie and her customer dey work. Dem report say the lesbian lovers “just cried and cried” the next morning.
Rosie Reid, 18, from London also in 2004 sell em body to a bidder, a 44-year-old BT engineer (a divorced man) wey pay a reported £8,400. Na the girl’s first time with a man. However, she been get lesbian lover wey dey wait outside the door, while Rosie and her customer dey work. Dem report say the lesbian lovers “just cried and cried” the next morning.
In 2004, 24-year-old Cathy Cobblerson, 24, in 2004 placed advert on eBay to sell em virginity for $100,000.
In 2004, 24-year-old Cathy Cobblerson, 24, in 2004 placed advert on eBay to sell em virginity for $100,000.

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HIV Cure don dey? As US HIV baby got ‘cured’ by early drug treatment…

Dem say this picture depicts HIV attacking the immune system. Well?
Dem say this picture depicts HIV attacking the immune system. Well?

E be like say dem don cure one United States baby girl wey em mamma born with HIV, using standard drug therapy and very early treatment. Continue reading HIV Cure don dey? As US HIV baby got ‘cured’ by early drug treatment…

“Nudity is a human right” (at least in the UK) – Naked Rambler

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“Dissident shines in the conservative world of the oyinbo – UK. And one wonders, where did we go wrong?”

 

One man, Stephen Gough, 54, wey dem dey call Naked Rambler don take as work nakedly walka-ing round the whole of England, nakedly na wetin I yarn.

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Pikin chose to spend 25 months inside belle before coming out.

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Her name na Mrs Oluwakemi Adeoye. For 14 years wey she don marry, she no get baby.

In 2011, she get belle (pregnancy) and instead of 9 months, the baby chose to spend 25 months inside em mama belle before finally coming out “swiftly”. “Must be cool inside the womb”. Continue reading Pikin chose to spend 25 months inside belle before coming out.

SA police dragged man to death with their Van. Got suspended.

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Dem don suspend eight South African police wey arrest one Mozambican taxi driver, Mido Macia, 27, cuff am to a police van and begin drag am along the street. The guy later died.

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Even Naija Police people wey no send no fit do that kind thing, lailai. People dey craze pass people sha.

Some people record the incident for the public and dem don broadcast am on TV. Continue reading SA police dragged man to death with their Van. Got suspended.

Smartphones don dey get smarter. Check out wetin I mean…

Below are today’s smartphones. Dem pass phones – dem be powerful, networked multimedia computers. Come see them over the next 10 years, dem for don get far more advanced.

Ukrainian designer Aleksandr Mukomelov's Mobile Script phone has one traditional touchscreen and one extendable, flexible screen that stiffens with electric current, perfect for watching films and sending emails.
Ukrainian designer Aleksandr Mukomelov’s Mobile Script phone has one traditional touchscreen and one extendable, flexible screen that stiffens with electric current, perfect for watching films and sending emails.
Korean designer Seunggi Baek's Bubble Phone gives users the best of two worlds. It has a full-length touchscreen on one side and a raised bubble keypad on the reverse. The screen is transparent so users can flip the phone and use it whichever way they want.
Korean designer Seunggi Baek’s Bubble Phone gives users the best of two worlds. It has a full-length touchscreen on one side and a raised bubble keypad on the reverse. The screen is transparent so users can flip the phone and use it whichever way they want.

Continue reading Smartphones don dey get smarter. Check out wetin I mean…

See him: He is blind…but he can see…Tommy Edison

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Tommy Edison dey blind but that one no fit stop am from achieving all that he wan achieve.

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Em don work as a traffic reporter for a Connecticut radio station, take photographs and critique movies – things wey dey normally require reasonably good eye sight. Em get one great website where em dey put em reviews and talks about being blind. Continue reading See him: He is blind…but he can see…Tommy Edison

Scary but lovely: Adorable Teddy Bears turn creepy Zombies

Zombies don dey take over the world o. Everything now na Zombie this, Zombie that.

Even the fluffy teddy-bears sef don join the ‘epidemic’. Thanks to english artist Phillip Blackman, 45, from Suffolk, England…

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VALENTINE BLUES WITH HANNIBAL (& CZAR)

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Life!

Birth supplants death.

Our tears of sorrows, condemned, become laughter of joy.

Congrats, Kasey & Neemath on the new birth (Valentina):

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Valentine is here once again with the atmosphere festooned in red and labelled with an irresistible attraction of fun. For the hedonistic, which I myself couldn’t claim a neuter, it would be a time to check out the most resplendent of bars, where magnificent foods and wine are served and where the atmosphere is rife with histrionic blues to drive home our points to that special girl, who had our minds riveted on “forever-after stories” for far too long.

While these roses, chocolate bars, teddy bears, cards and frames fly without wings and nestle in the comfy of those we share these feelings and thoughts toward, I extricate myself from the purview of norms and break the barrier of tradition to effect the real value of what this celebration has on me.

How do we celebrate love? Continue reading VALENTINE BLUES WITH HANNIBAL (& CZAR)

Bode Asiyanbi shines@the 1st edition of British Council’s Lagos Theatre Festival

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At Eko Hotel & Suites, British Council Nigeria together with three of Nigeria ‘s most exciting theatre companies wan take 2 days do yanga with original, exciting performances wey go show for ‘unconventional spaces’ (whatever that is). Dem say ‘unconventional spaces’ na the Presidential Suite, Car Park, Petanque Area, and Casa Chianti Restaurant – at the Eko Hotel & Suites

 

Haering from the horse’s mouth, na the thing wey our first horse (Ojoma Ochai, Assistant Director of the British Council)yarn be this, Continue reading Bode Asiyanbi shines@the 1st edition of British Council’s Lagos Theatre Festival

Can Mars really have metals?

The Man, wey dem dey call Curiosity
The Man, wey dem dey call Curiosity

Curiosity Mars rover wey America’s NASA send go Mars don find another strange looking object on the red planet. This time, na one small shiny protuberance:

“The image was taken with the right Mastcam on Curiosity on Sol 173 — January 30, 2013 here on Earth,

hope say you see the protuberance? Wetin e be?
hope say you see the protuberance? Wetin e be?

and was pointed out to us by Elisabetta Bonora, an image editing enthusiast from Italy.

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Education Anywhere – Underprivileged Indian Children Attend Outdoor School under a Bridge

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Rajesh Kumar Sharma, 40, from New Delhi, started a makeshift school under a metro bridge, where em dey teach children from slums wey no get money to attend better schools. Em belief na say education na the most important weapon for India’s youth, and if they no get am, dem dey doomed for life.

No walls or desks, just the bridge dey act as protecting roof in case of rain, and three squares wey dem paint black and used as blackboards. the story na blah blah blah…download

The inspiring exploit of a Nigerian Artisan: Covers Car in Woven Raffia Palm Cane

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Ojo Obaniyi, 40, na artisan…I mean artisan on the ‘streets’ of the Nigerian city of Ibadan. But em dey talented and ambitious. Na raffia palm cane weaving be em work and the guy dey posed to take that to heights unimaginable.

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He don come up with a unique way of advertising em services – “he covered the inside and outside of his Volkswagen pickup in the natural material.”

The guy do am o, covering the entire car body, the wheel caps, chairs, steering wheel and the entire dashboard.

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Ojo wey get 20 years experience weaving raffia palm cane, yarn “I wanted to prove a point that it is not only the educated elite that can make positive changes in society. We, the artisans also have talents to effect a change and make a positive impact in the society. That is why I decided that I too must do something that will make people to recognize me and know me across the whole world and by extension prove to the world that African and indeed the entire Black Race have very talented people.”

See more pictures after the cut… Continue reading The inspiring exploit of a Nigerian Artisan: Covers Car in Woven Raffia Palm Cane

Ah-ah-ing assets of the World’s Richest President

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The  President wey rich pass for the world na Sultan of Brunei and em name na Hassan .

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Hassan dey use gold in every single thing since dem born am. Eats only with golden spoons,forks and knifes and all of em clothes dey covered with gold and silver. Continue reading Ah-ah-ing assets of the World’s Richest President

Flying Car: ‘The Car’, taking to the air. Thanks to University Graduates…

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Some things dey craze! No be the human actors o but the things themselves. Such na ‘the flying car’.

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Flying car? How on mother earth? Which kind sane person fit think of such an insane something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, the thing surely get em own way of filling the needs of millions (if not billions – remember Gangnam Style?) of people.  Just come to Lagos and start selling….

 

 

 

 

 

But hey, you no fit fly this car the way you go drive am o. If you be amateur driver, you still fit drive am inside gutter but fly? The gutter of the airstrip na hell. No be heaven o but hell because the person corpse go dance azonto inside fire.

 

Anyway, make we give thumbs up to those individual brains wey throw up the idea (including Hollywood) and those wey finish am.

 

 

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