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THE LEGEND OF EL-NUKAL (The 3rd series) written by Adeojo Kolawole Adeyemi Hannibal

lAkUnLeScReWsOf the countless nobles I’ve been acquainted with,
None has lighten the grey cloud aura around me as this god
Seconds spent on his table is compared to eon

In tandem with the previous dawn

This morning, I sent you three pearls
From the healing hearth of Obanta
The progenitor of the buoyant tribe at the gateway
The nodal towns bathing the atlantic

To buy three gourds of palm wine in ritual libation
One to the territories you have conquered
One to your incoming silver hirsute roof
The last one to the custodian; the undying embers
The fanning light, all this while that has been with you

This morning I break kola into three

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“Live your everyday as if it was the last” “Die empty”.

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The dying man doesn’t have to worry about anything.

Not even the fears that crumble others and prevent them from stepping out onto those terrains that they love to tread on but who’s fears serve to prevent such a venture.

The worst frame of death to the dying man must (since I’m afraid I’ve never been in that kinda situation before) be child’s play.

His own death he must fear the most because still filled with dreams and hopes (not dying empty but full) is enough to make the ghost of the dead man hunt himself till he probably dies the second time (death in death). download Continue reading “Live your everyday as if it was the last” “Die empty”.

MY QUEST@ The Tipping Point

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In the year 2013, I stood at the top, the tipping point of a precipice located somewhere remote, almost from world contact but for the cyberspace that connects.
Almost sloughing off self, almost falling off, I stood giddy from stress and lack of sleep and weak from hunger, protracted. Below is a dagger eagerly waiting for the jugular and behind is a team of aggressors, ready to reach out and push, slowly approaching.

 

Where did I come from; how did I get here in the first place? Had I dropped off the back of a flying (and dying) bird? Maybe it was that I escaped the crash of an aircraft. Or could it be that I was born here…right here on this precipice, never been anywhere else and without a plan to be anywhere else? Something tells me it was my mother, (aside) the best in the world, who blew me here to safety, with the wind, from the reckless claws of those zombies, who killed baby boys in our ancestors’ time.

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The African who believes in Africa. To fly African flags in space…

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He is just 31 years old and he already heads a vast business empire that he built from scratch. His name is Ashish Thakkar and he’s the founder of the pan-African multi-sector business conglomerate Mara Group.

Here on the board of lAkUnLeScReWs, we present you his words, exclusively especially as they touch on Africa and her brewing greatness.

“Money should never be a measurement for anything.”

“I like to see myself as an entrepreneur that’s being disruptive — I like to be the underdog in a lot of cases,” “It’s all about how you go about it; but one thing I definitely don’t want to be known as is as ‘Africa’s youngest billionaire.'”

“Thakkar is gearing up to become the first ever East African in space, proudly representing the region in the Virgin Galactic program, which offers paying customers the opportunity to travel beyond the Earth’s atmosphere.” – CNN

Consequent upon the above, he said…

“I’m taking quite a few of flags into space, as a way to kind of send a strong message that ‘look, we as Africa have the vision and the ability as well.” 

“It’s something that started off for fun and it’s actually turned out to be something quite nice where we can send a strong message to say, ‘we’re coming, we’re going to mark our space in that territory too.”

“The idea initially was to do it for the two months during my summer holiday.” Thakkar.” And when school started again I conveniently didn’t tell my parents that it did, and obviously they figured me out in a week.”download Continue reading The African who believes in Africa. To fly African flags in space…

“Nigerian Youths, Wake Up” – BB bc msg

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Today’s Issue:    “Nigerian Youths, Wake Up” – BB broadcast msg 

 

lAkUnLeScReWs welcome every lovely reader to another edition of the show, good morning, Naija on MeroëRadio.. E don tey wey we bring the show and na because of the kind rigour wey academic researches dey cause na em make us no show for this radio background since. Abeg, no vex.

 

The matter wey attract lAkUnLeScReWs this time start with one blackberry (nay whatsapp) broadcast message wey enter my phone a few days back. Make you read the message below:

“Niger Delta Militant – N75,000 per month.

Boko Haram – N100,000 per month.

NYSC – N19,800 per month.

Minimum wage for Civil Service – N18,900 per month.

Choose your career wisely:D”

Wetin that one come mean? I doubt if em require any insight before we begin understand the implication of the varied payment. The varied payment obviously no dey intentional but as the affected lot (almost ‘neglectedly’ so), e dey easy for us to see the obvious connection of disparity. Continue reading “Nigerian Youths, Wake Up” – BB bc msg

THE CONFESSIONS OF HAROLD SMITH: THE DESTRUCTION OF NIGERIA

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The man Harold Smith is not new in Nigerian history. He is one of the
architects of colonial foundation that midwifed Nigerian independence
in 1960.

His response was “I am in my 80s now; I have agreed but in the past
‘they’ did not want me to say anything, but now I don’t want to go to
my grave without telling the truth about the atrocities perpetrated in
Africa by the colonialists.

Brothers and sisters; on Ben TV last Thursday, Harold Smith was on a
program to reveal what went behind the scene before the independence.
The Oxford University graduate had this to say about his role in
Nigeria pre and after independence era.download (18) Continue reading THE CONFESSIONS OF HAROLD SMITH: THE DESTRUCTION OF NIGERIA

Nigerian Youths wake up

The following lines are not mine. Rather, they are the lines of an unknown (remember the unknown soldier? This one has to be the unknown Youth). They just dropped into/unto my phone as a broadcast message and I chose to share the thinking of the Nigerian youth with the readers of lAkUnLeScReWs around the world. Please, smile…

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“Nigerian Youths wake up>:O, We have no oda country xcept Nigeria, We hv been suffering in silence while our Leaders put our future in deir bank accounts. Ђôẃ long are we gonna stay lyk this? How can sum1 go to skool, suffer to graduate #:-s and at the end no job. You are almost 40 and still your future is as bleak as a dark room..:( Did ur parents send u to school to sit at home bcos our Government have failed us??. Continue reading Nigerian Youths wake up

Son Of Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Oluwole, don peme at 70. Peme?

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lAkUnLeScReWs don gather from reliable source – that one na saharareporters, say Chief Oluwole Awolowo, wey be the second son of late Yoruba sage Chief Obafemi Awolowo don peme, that is die. The guy die today afterem sick small. Na so em sister, Tokunbo Awolowo, yarn am. Continue reading Son Of Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Oluwole, don peme at 70. Peme?

Tributes to the man of letter, always-alive Prof. Chinua Achebe

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Of note na the yarns of one of the major political parties in Nigeria, wey actually capture the essence of the mood. Find them below:

“Prof. Achebe’s nationalist and democratic credentials were unassailable. He loved Nigeria with a passion and used the platform offered by his global exposure to call attention, time and again, to the years of misrule in his homeland, which must have left a gaping hole in his heart till he breathed his last. Continue reading Tributes to the man of letter, always-alive Prof. Chinua Achebe

What a man can do, a Chimpanzee can do better. Jes photos…

Oga at the top Santa Chimp no send you o. Na only if you come clean hands conveying bananas. Datsall...
Oga at the top Santa Chimp no send you o. Na only if you come clean hands conveying bananas. Datsall…
The gentleman royal contemplates his next move at a chess game
The gentleman royal contemplates his next move at a chess game

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Oldest twins in Nigeria. How dem do am?

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The twin sisters wey old pass for Nigeria, Mrs Esther Taiwo Olukoya and Emily Kehinde Ogunde, don celebrate dem 100th birthday together for Ijebu Ode , Ogun State.

The day na the same day wey dem dash the whole world a new Pope Francis (Charming, they say about him) – Wednesday the 13th of March, 2013 (rewritten 13.3.13)

Interestingly, dem date of birth na 13th of March 1913 (also written 13.3.13).

Wetin we no sabi na how dem manage do am…

How many more people go die for Nigeria (in impossible situation?)

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More than 20 people don die (I mean, dem don kill dem) in plenty explosions wey happy for one bus station in the northern Nigerian city of Kano, na so people talk am.

Plenty buses na dem spoil for the Sabon Gari area of Kano, where plenty Christians dey leave. Continue reading How many more people go die for Nigeria (in impossible situation?)

Photos of nu Pope (13/3/13): How e walka reach here small…

Bergoglio poses with school children and the emblem of Argentina's San Lorenzo football team
Bergoglio poses with school children and the emblem of Argentina’s San Lorenzo football team
The new pope is Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the former archbishop of Buenos Aires, who takes the name Pope Francis. The announcement came on Wednesday, March 13, the first full day of the cardinals' conclave in the Sistine Chapel
The new pope is Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the former archbishop of Buenos Aires, who takes the name Pope Francis. The announcement came on Wednesday, March 13, the first full day of the cardinals’ conclave in the Sistine Chapel

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Amazing anti-HIV discovery: Early treatment offers patients a cure…

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Well, no be me yarn am o. Na James Gallagher of BBC yarn the matter. You fit check em article here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21783945. 

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Dem don dey analyse 14 people wey don stop using drugs, but that na after early treatment. The analysis show say these people no get any sign say the virus dey resurge.

Other reports sef yarn say one baby girl for US don dey effectively cured after she begin use em antiretroviral drugs. The challenge (and where the amazing discovery dey useful) na say most people

no dey know say dem don dey infected with HIV until the virus don enter all the korikori corner of dem body.

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