Category Archives: Happenin’

Pictures: PSN Conference@Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library

61-year-old woman shit twins for Hospital


Antonia Leticia Asti, a Brazillian madame, born twins (a boy and a girl) one week after her 61st birthday.


She and her husband, Jose Cesar Asti don dey find pikin for many years before God butter dem bread.


Dem don try to produce pikin for inside Test tube but the thing no work. Authorities no gree make dem adopt pikin sef because dem don old, nearing dem grave.

My wonder na say, “shey people no dey reach menopause again? Abi na we Scientists dey lie say women dey reach menopause?”


This one must be magic sha. You talk wetin? Miracle? I dey think…


Jelena breaks up to Justin and Selena. A speculation?

E be like say Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez (couple called ‘Jelena’) don break up. Abi na speculation?

Wetin cause am na trust issues and the fact that both of them dey very busy. “Busy doing what?” Go ask them!

Dem be children and are prone to changing their mind anytime wey dem like.

“While it’s actually likely that teenage Twitter drama led to the demise of “Jelena,” Barbara Palvin — the model whom Bieber was photographed with has denied that the two are dating multiple times:

“last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:) #friendship,” she tweeted on Nov. 10.

It’s obvious that something transpired that was big enough to bring “Jelena” to an end, but for now it’s all just speculation.” – Huffingtonpost na dem yarn am.


Teenage girls unveiled URINE-powered generator at international exhibition in Lagos, Nigeria



Four African girls don create generator wey fit use wee-wee “Urine, that is” to produce electricity. One litre of wee-wee go produce 6-hour supply of electricity.

Dem showcase the generator for Maker Faire in Lagos, Nigeria, a week ago.






The girl-innovators are teens Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, and Faleke Oluwatoyin, all age 14, and Bello Eniola, 15.


No ask me how the thing go work. Go find the girls.

But Yahoo News fit help small:”

  • Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.
  • The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, which then gets pushed into the gas cylinder.
  • The gas cylinder pushes hydrogen into a cylinder of liquid borax, which is used to remove the moisture from the hydrogen gas.
  • This purified hydrogen gas is pushed into the generator.

And as for delivering the fuel itself? Well, we’ll leave that up to the consumer.”


Hoping the right quarters go pick this up.

20 US States don file Petitions to secede from Obama’s America

“At least, 20 US states have filed petitions through the website of the White House to secede from the United States of America, following the re-election of President Barack Obama,” yarn so today, Tuesday.


After the re-election, several petitions surfaced wey dey ask the Obama administration to peacefully grant the applied state to withdraw from the United States of America so that dem go fit create their own government.

First state wey pertition – Louisiana get 12,300 signatures in four days and still dey count

Then, Texas get 15,400 supporters and still dey count


States with secession-related petitions on top White House website include


Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina and Tennessee.


If 25,000 people sign the petition by December 7, the thing go “require a response” from the Obama administration, according to published rules of the White House’s online “We the People” program.


By the second, all the states figures dey increase o. Watch out…

But another petition dey demand, “Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them


Top-ranked Novak Djokovic downs Roger Federer to win ATP World tour finals

While Roger Federer get the lead, na Novak Djokovic get the answers.


Initially, e no easy for Djokovic but he came back up on beating Federer 7-6 (8-6), 7-5 on Monday in the championship match at the ATP finals.

Federer first break Djokovic’s serve to take a quick 2-0 lead in the first set, and then again to open to the second, but both times the world’s No. 1 player rebounded to get back into the match.

“It’s not the first time that Roger starts against me so well,” Djokovic yarn. “I’ve experienced before his aggressivity, really trying to put his mark on the match. It’s what he’s done again.”

14 year old Tumisola Ladega wins fashion show in London

Tumisola Ladega, a 14 year old Naija girl don make us proud again.


Here’s wetin Nairaland got to say:


She “recently broke into the fashion world debuting her collections at the London FDC young designers show where she won an award and the Fashion Designers Expo in Florida USA.


Joanna Marcella CEO and Founder of UK’s Fashion Designer and Craft makers Young Designers Award said
‘Leading up to and during last years awards Tumi proved to be a very articulate and dynamic young designer who delivered totally on the brief that was set which was to design garment inspired by one of the great artist. Tumi chose Wassily Kandinsky, she is truly a worthy winner of this fantastic opportunity.’ Tumi was 12 year old when she entered the FDCYoung Designer Awards but she has proven that she is a future fashion star in the making.”



She was second, beating about 22 other participants.

Pa Lam Adesina don die o.

Alhaji Lam Adesina don die. He be former governor of Oyo State, serving between 1999 and 2003.
Today, Sunday na em last day on earth; em die at the age of 73. That na ripe old age, I guess.
Em be member of the Oyo State House of Assembly for Second Republic.
Until he died, em be the leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria in Oyo State.
Dem go bury the guy at em Felele house later today according to Islamic rites. Make em soul rest in peace, Ase.



Maridonald: Breaking the cuffs of Marijuana. Colorado and Washington in view!









Seun Anikulapo Kuti, son of Afro-beat maestro, Fela Anikulapo Kuti, wey yamutu about 1.5 decades ago,dey advocate for the legalisation of Marijuana.

His words, “Marijuana is medical, and I feel Cigarette is selling legally because it is white man’s business. It is killing millions of people every day. ‘Igbo’ is not killing anybody… Marijuana is not only for smoking. It’s used for a lot of things; you can make clothes, you can drink tea, it is good, it is medicinal, it helps your appetite, they give it to cancer patients.. a lot of benefits”.

This dey happen as two states in the United States, Colorado and Washington recently joined others as dem legalise the herb ‘for medicinal purposes’.


Other states for United States dey different stages of breaking the cuffs of Marijuana.



Naija, my country, wetin dey happen? “Everything is prohibited, bad, extremely so for us it becomes deprohibited, good for other countries, especially, the United States.”



Obama wipes tears, says “I’m Really Proud of All of You.”

The morning after the election wey retain him for white house, an emotional President Barack Obama saluted, maybe with tuale or double tuale sef, his several hundreds of youthful staff  for running a campaign wey go “go on in the annals of history.”

As tears dey waka down em face, Obama yarn his team for inside the Chicago campaign headquarters “What you guys have accomplished will go on in the annals of history and they will read about it and they’ll marvel about it.”

“The most important thing you need to know is that your journey’s just beginning. You’re just starting. And whatever good we do over the next four years will pale in comparison to whatever you guys end up accomplishing in the years and years to come,” em yarn.


One history book and many others don talk details about this victory be that o. I marvel at how these people dey create and recreate history. Something for Naijamen to learn. Enjoy!

Na Obama win again o

President Obama don win re-election to the white house.

The minorities, women and moderates mainly give am the mantle again.

Obama pass the decisive 270-vote threshold in the Electoral College; em get victory for Ohio. The win give am 274 electoral votes while Romney get 201. Na CNN talk so.

One Romney friend talk say Romney to believe say em go lose. This Obama guy, ehn….

The guy win for battleground states of Ohio, Wisconsin and Iowa, California, New York, Michigan and Pennsylvania.

Romney sef try no be small but Obama win em home state of Illinois as well as Romney’ s home state of Massachusetts — where the Republican previously served as governor. Even place wey dem born Romney, Michigan, Obama na em win.


Na time to pop Champagne for this victory. Na easy prediction. God Bless Naija.

OAU@50: Lagbaja go storm Ile-Ife, everybody go fear




50 solid gbosas to Great Ife as she dey celebrate her fifty born years on earth. This week starting today na the 20th Anniversary Celebration Week of Oba Awon University. All roads lead to Ile-Ife.

This celebration don start since the beginning of the year and this week na the beginning of the grand part of it.

As part of the celebrations, Lagbaja (alumnus = person wey finish from the school) go perform, Dr. Christopher Kolade go yarn, chop chop go plenty. In short ehn, everybody go feel fine.

da maestro

Please, find below scheduled activities (as the University people don release am) for the celebration:










CHAIRMAN: CHIEF ARTHUR MBANEFO (Former Pro-Chancellor & Chairman of Council)
TIME: 11.00AM





For further enquiries, please contact the anniversary committee at or visit