Category Archives: Happenin’

Of Rogues and Saints. Re: ASUU is on strike again. Who cares? SMH

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My attention was recently, precisely at a time when I should be frolicking with friends, drawn to a beautifully written piece by someone I hold in high regard, a father, fighter and lover, Pa Ikhide. I have always loved to read him. This time, his piece focuses on ASUU (a body he refers to as that of thugs. Of course, with an apology against generalisation). This piece is titled “ASUU is on strike again. Who cares? SMH” and can be read here http://xokigbo.wordpress.com/

 

This said piece, you will agree with me is an eye-opener. And I can create a lengthy piece of conjoined words to describe my admiration for the thoughtfulness and intended patriotism that make the crust of Pa Ikhide’s beautiful harangue. However, now and then, as I read through the piece, enjoying the tides, I stumble on some words and my head reflexly enters the shaking mode, as in ‘no, no, no’. I will not be pleased if ASUU sues my Pa Ikhide to court for his patriotism, wins and hence, making my Pa forever bankrupt. This piece can be used as evidence in the court of law.

To the point. Continue reading Of Rogues and Saints. Re: ASUU is on strike again. Who cares? SMH

MyReaction: Tope Alabi, Prophet Ajanaku and the Public debacle

topeeFollowing the public (facebook, twitter, blogs, bbm, whatsapp, brothels, pubs etc) outrage over what is seen as indecency and maybe worse, hypocrisy on the part of the ace songster, Tope Alabi and her spiritual father, Prophet Iretiola Ajanaku, now late, one is tempted to look at the issues all over again, maybe with a little more insight, probably differently. This becomes necessary considering the mysteries surrounding the entire incident.  The prophet died, according to the grapevine, more than once. Thanks to the mystery world. Prophet Ajanaku, “who was famous with popular gospel singer Tope Alabi’s fame was, before his death, in the public eye when he opened up that the singer had demanded s*x from him.”tope

Let’s say the grapevine is justified to peer into the private life of Tope Alabi especially with regards to who she sleeps with and who she doesn’t sleep with. Of course, not peer into, but the grapevine was offered the information. Okay. Let’s say the grapevine is justified to pass comments and judgments, some sentimental, on the songster, who they perceive to be, or expected to be without a flaw; some not. By this, we are assuming and maybe also taking for granted the fact that even if she has demanded s*x from her spiritual father, I don’t know what it means (I’m not sure I remember what that means anymore, that’s if there’s any office, position or familial relationship like that ever but let’s assume once again that there is such a title, unordained I guess) but I’m sure the grapevine knows. It’s not like we have quickly forgotten that the world, our world has never stopped since the many many many years that humans, you and I have always demanded s*x from one another, one way or another. Hence, I doubt that by doing it, if she did, that she has done ‘something’ that has never ever been done before.

Again, this piece of news:

“Tope Alabi who is currently on a missionary journey to Canada heard the news that Prophet Ajanaku was dead and she is saddened that they could not settle their dispute before his death.

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In her words:

”I am currently in Canada where I am ministering and will go to New York from here. I was sad when I heard the story and it saddened me that we didn’t settle before his demise. If I had known, we would have sorted out our differences” http://news.naij.com/45319.html

The public, of course faceless as usual and monumentally amnesic of self-sins, would quickly bounce at her and banter about english words especially denouncing this in unthinkable ways.

This gets worse as the news pages began to publish the news of the Oro traditionalists performing the final rite for the corpse of Prophet Ajanaku. Here:

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” What is so amazing is the role the occult people popular called Ogboni Fraternity played in his death. A very reliable source whispered to us that, two days ago, 27 Ogboni people visited his place and said to have asked every occupant to evacuate. Having spent some time with his corpse, they left, an informed family source revealed.

Not only that, it was also revealed that Oro, the deity that comes out and is forbidden to be seen by women, since his travails, has been shouting his name and all sort of.
The man, according to his church, was confirmed finally dead last night and his remains, the church said, has been deposited in the morgue but the Ogboni people, a source hinted us, has warned the church not to go ahead with his funeral without consulting them first; what this simply implies is that, the late pastor might have fraternized with this sect to aide his pastoral ministries. But can a man help God?” Quoted from Osundefender.

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This I find quite absurd and unthinkable. By unthinkable, I mean ‘something’ that I cannot think of or imagine its possibility even in the realm of impossibility, especially in the African context. However, I’m very much aware that a parallel act, if performed outside the borders of Africa, or in any developing world (if you care), located in the cities that we have shamefully grown to envy with the last of our pride, in a more refined way and by individuals dressed in ‘publicly acceptable’ outfits and whose voices are kept low during ‘convoyed’ procession and who try so much as to still maintain the camouflage of a Christian front, maybe (actually is) if performed so, we would smile, shake hands and smile again at the triumphant exit of ‘a true man of God’.  I need the public definition of that. And that would be it.

A friend of mine may want to content himself, and if he does I may not be willing to argue with him soon, with his fact that he doesn’t see the disagreement between several traditional worships and Christianity. “That’s the Christianity under the one true God and not the real hypocrisy (I don’t know which, but the ones God will ultimately identify as such) of the Church leaders we see around”, he would say. Of course, this will never pass without some fight from several quarters for arguably obvious reasons. He believes even the Oro worshippers are so meticulous in their service to the creator of the universe, as they see fit their personal context that they should actually be envied by Christians who he perceives as been disoriented, confused and at loggerheads as to the original or true path to God, maybe or maybe not.

What may be unacceptable to many is the fact that if Prophet Ajanaku flirted in any way with the Ogboni, why did he never mention it? Well, that may be the code of the group – secrecy. And he probably didn’t see any reason why, as a Christian, he could not so flirt with the group as he did (if he truly was a member, that is) and, as an Ogboni flirt, any reason why he couldn’t be a Prophet. Maybe, he believed the interests both serve the same purpose, he might have been wrong. But who’s not prone to errors, misinformation and all-what-nots? Not even the Ps (Prophets, Pastors, Pope, Preacher, People) with their many interpretations of religious texts are without theirs.

And finally, there was a news piece on Osundefender published August, 29th that went on to attempt ratifying or disapproving of the general public appearance of our songster, Tope Alabi. Here’s a quote:

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“Her mode of dressing/flashy and reddish skin of late as a gospel artiste has been a major concern to many of her ardent fans.

They were of the opinion that indecent dressing is ungodly and inimical to the growth of the Christian faith.

They believed that dressing is part of the worship but these days gospel artistes say God looks to the heart. It is what the heart sees that the body says.

Others were of the opinion that the sonorous singer is looking much lighter these days; suggesting that she’s bleaching her skin.

But the highly revered gospel singer has remained unperturbed about uncomplimentary remarks flying around about her mode of dressing and color of her skin.

According to her “My current marketer (Galaxy) released a life performance, Amazing Grace, where City People gave me an award as The Best Gospel Singer For the Year. People started criticizing me from churches, telling me that the way I dressed in that video was inappropriate.

They even said because I now apply makeup that I would go to hell. And funny enough I have been putting on earrings since I came out with Oore Ti O Common, I have been putting on trousers to follow my husband wherever we go, except church programmes.But what about my husband, won’t I dress to satisfy him?

My husband does not complain. He actually complains whenever I put on something like ( Iro and Buba).

He prefers it when I wear western clothes. He will even come back home and tell me whatever he saw ladies put on outside that he will like me to wear.

I can’t be going out shabbily dressed because I am singing gospel music” she squealed

 

The above quote may be sufficient in explaining itself. Who cares how she dresses? Her husband or the press? Well, maybe both but differently. Her husband wants her to sustain her style. The press, or grapevine if you mind, prefers she changes her style. Who would you rather obey? Your husband or the words of people you don’t know, have never met and possibly will never meet in your entire lifetime? No responses required.

 

Off all the above, lAkUnLeScReWs may simply be okay with the impact rather than the private life, a life I’m sure Tope Alabi will herself want to keep private, of a songster on the people of the world. I have never really been a fan of Tope Alabi until a few hours before writing this reaction to the outrage after seeing a few of the songster’s musical videos. I think they are great and what the world should give to her is praise. She dresses decently in her videos unlike the many acclaimed musicians who parade nude or almost nude ladies to gyrate their round bu**ocks at the recording camera with an intent to pique the erotic sense of the members of the audience; even the ones who are innocently out simply to kill their boredom.

 

The possible impacts of the many songs of Tope Alabi cannot in anyway be captured here. It can only be advised that in order to glimpse this, you need to see them for yourselves and for what they are without bias. Deep praises to the Almighty Creator of the Universe, Prayers, Encourage to work, service and devotion to man, maybe, and God, and a major concern in terms of prayer and advice for the development of her motherland, Nigeria.

How else to be a good woman? In concluding, Tope Alabi has come out to say his wife never demanded for sex as said in the press. Maybe some respite, maybe not. We are humans and thomases. JustThoughts

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ASUU Strike Update: We are back in the sane country with an insane government

This is more of a review, so be not dismayed to see footnotes, bracketed explanations and all-what-nots.

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Following the several ‘negotiation’ (please, don’t tell me a properly elected government has been renegotiating what agreement she willingly arrived at and signed an MoU, for commitment sake. Just don’t tell this guy) meetings between the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU and the Federal Government of Nigeria with regard to the lingering strike rocking the country’s public universities, the Federal Government has, according to the news making the rounds, “decided to break off negotiation with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) over what it called the infiltration of the union by the opposition to discredit the government.”

What! That’s alarming. That a government (maybe the people currently occupying that position do not in anyway understand the gravity of their office, utterances and actions) would subscribe to cheap blackmail, libel and outright propaganda against the citizens she’s meant to serve. That’s alarming.

Continue reading ASUU Strike Update: We are back in the sane country with an insane government

“Strike: Again, FG, ASUU Refuse To Shift Ground” – Nigerian Press

asuu_strikeThe title, with inverted commas, of this piece is the favoured choice of the Nigerian press just hours after categorically stating “ASUU strike ends soon”. Well, enough for the Nigerian Press. I salute!

In light of past and present inclinations of the Federal Government of Nigeria in tackling the myriad of problems bedeviling the polity of the country, one should never allow the actions, almost inactions, of the government to frustrate one.

How else could one interprete the actions of the players “for” the FGN? They are constantly dressed flamboyantly (especially, the ladies, referred to by some as National witches) while the men host on their bodies expensive cotton, all thanks to the collective treasury from where, dipping their hands at will, they bring out the notes that keep them and family members going, of course at “speed-boat speed”. No thanks to the Continue reading “Strike: Again, FG, ASUU Refuse To Shift Ground” – Nigerian Press

“ASUU strike ends soon” – Nigerian Press

asuuThe ongoing strike action by the Nigeria’s Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has been on for weeks and another leg of the meetings between the ASUU’s and Federal Government’s negotiation team has been scheduled for Monday (today. It should be on now). It is our only hope that the resolutions at the meeting will be something worth taking home.

Meanwhile, several news portals have been excited about the fact that President Goodluck Jonathan has approved N400b for infrastructural development in 61 universities identified by the NEEDS assessment. lAkUnLeScReWs finds that worrisome to say the least.

The following piece was written by BIMBOLA OYESOLA on the Sun Newspaper online platform and plagiarized by such others without Continue reading “ASUU strike ends soon” – Nigerian Press

Internet-enabled pillows: Solution for long distance lovers?

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Sometimes, romance gets complicated, especially for couples wey dey inside long-distance relationships. These kind lovers have utilized different technological means to resolve the problem such as Skype, Facetime, more recently Whatsapp, Blackberry Messenger, Viber and so on. But these have a limitation with naturalness.

Hence, this small pikin made internet-enabled pillow to serve long-distance lovers.

As reported elsewhere, Joanna Montgomery, 25, of Newcastle, UK, set out to develop a new product that would connect couples who are physically apart. Pillow Talk enables couples to feel closer by transmitting their heartbeats – and by lighting their pillows with a glow. Continue reading Internet-enabled pillows: Solution for long distance lovers?

20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus: Why Ijebus are hated???

I found the piece below presented by Osilaja Tholulopeh Oluwabunmy and thought it a responsibility to record and re-present for evaluation and re-evaluation. 

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True or fable? Our comments may be important…

 

1. Ijebus were the first people to have contact with Europeans in 14th century.

2. Ijebus were the first to be educated by western education.

3. Ijebu is the largest Ethnic group in Nigeria.

4. First people to manufacture gears of wars in history of Nigeria.

5. First people to contend the slavery extortion in the region. Continue reading 20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus: Why Ijebus are hated???

Lagbaja’s music, Mumus and Nigerians

The following are words of Lagbaja (in response to Okey Ndibe) as previously published on saharareporters.com on the 6th of August, 2013 and reproduced here for the benefit of a larger pool of Nigerians:

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Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the “leaders” know that they would always get away with whatever incredible schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons,

(a) the mumu people they “lead” are no different from their mumu “leaders” in character

(b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive

(c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the right group

(d) these mumus never demand accountability from their “leaders”

(e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider them foolish Continue reading Lagbaja’s music, Mumus and Nigerians

Role Models: African first-timers…

In the event that the question is posed “Who constitutes the African first-timers?”, they are the Africans who, in spite of the status quo at their time, belled the cat whether by choice or by chance. By that, we mean Africans who did things that were hitherto considered impossible, too risky or just way above the reach of any African and trust me we have more than enough names that can get mentioned in a single piece as this.

Let’s do ourselves a favour by mentioning some.

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BARACK OBAMA This is the first African (African American, as some call him) and 44th President of the United States of America. Born by a Kenyan father, what drove him to the top of the American government must have been internal much more than external. An inner resolve and drive to get to the top. In this vein, quite a number Continue reading Role Models: African first-timers…

Rivers Assembly Crisis: Battered Lawmaker Still dey critical condition

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Nigeria na country where plenty people get shame and a few, lousy ones don trade dem shame for money on a platter of gold. At least, if that money go take them to the top, na who care about the shame? In fact, the question wey dem go ask na say “Those people wey get shame, dem fit go market go buy something with shame?” That’s not possible.

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So, why not lose the shame and take the money. If you need one of those examples of shamelessness in Nigeria, make you visit the link below  http://saharareporters.com/video/rivers-assembly-crisis-lawmaker-battered-mace-still-critical-condition-channelstv?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+saharaReporters+(Sahara)

where Lawmakers, who suppose to dey represent millions of people resort to flogging (nay, killing) themselves rather than representing the people that voted them to do so. Well, anybody fit live as Continue reading Rivers Assembly Crisis: Battered Lawmaker Still dey critical condition

The Kumuyis,Wedding,Indecency,apology,resignation and the public

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lAkUnLeScReWs don gather from News making the rounds say Pastor William Kumuyi don offer to resign as General Superintendent of the Deeper Life Bible Church because of the controversy wey dey trail the wedding of em second son, John. Continue reading The Kumuyis,Wedding,Indecency,apology,resignation and the public

Between Abraham Lincoln and Obafemi Awolowo. Amazing similarities by Augustine Togonu-Bickersteth

THIS IS A PIECE WRITTEN BY AUGUSTINE TOGONU-BICKERSTETH AND PUBLISHED ORIGINALLY ON OBAFEMIAWOLOWOFOUNDATION.COM IN 2009.
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SIR: The world would be celebrating 200 years of the birth of Abraham Lincoln and 100 years of the birth of Obafemi Awolowo on February 12 and March 6 respectively. There appears to be strange developments between the United States and Nigeria, particularly as it concerns Abraham Lincoln and Obafemi Awolowo.

Abraham and Obafemi have seven letters each and Lincoln and Awolowo also have seven letters each. Lincoln was born in the ninth year of the 19th Century, 1809 and Awolowo was born in the ninth year of the 20th Century, 1909.

Lincoln and Awolowo were both hired out as labourers when they were young. Lincoln and Awolowo were both lawyers and both practiced up to the Supreme Court. Lincoln and Awolowo were at first skeptical in their religious inclinations, before they were brought to religious conviction.

Lincoln and Awolowo, as adults, both studied Mathematics as a form of mental discipline. Lincoln and Awolowo were both Rosicrucians. Lincoln as a young man loved wrestling and relatedly Awolowo as a young man loved boxing. Lincoln presided over the civil war in his country to be described as the greatest American president and Awolowo was the chief strategist during the Nigerian civil war to be described as the best president Nigeria never had.

Lincoln and Awolowo both have universities named after them, the Lincoln University and the Obafemi Awolowo University. Lincoln as presidential candidate and Awolowo as presidential candidate were both endorsed by the Tribune Newspapers of their respective countries. There is the Lincoln Museum and there is as well the Awolowo Museum.

Augustine Togonu-Bickersteth,
London, England

 

Trade Fair for development. Here…

Greetings from lAkUnLeScReWs as young Nigerians dey organise one standard Trade Fair for Oyo State, Nigeria.

“Manufacturing Opportunities in Stimulating the Nigerian Economy for Investment Evolution”

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Lekan Salami Stadium, Adamasingba, Ibadan, Oyo State.Friday, 9August – Sunday, 18August, 2013

 

Between India and Western Nigeria by Augustine Togonu-Bickersteth

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Of Pandit Nehru and Sir Adesoji Aderemi: between India and western Nigeria
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Nehru was first Prime Minister of India with Political Capital in New Delhi. whereas Sir Aderemi was Ooni of Ife and first African Governor .He was Governor of Western Region.

Nehru”s Daughter, Indira Gandhi was first Woman Prime Minister of India and Sir Aderemi”s daughte,r Tejumade Alakija was first female head of Service in Africa Continue reading Between India and Western Nigeria by Augustine Togonu-Bickersteth

And what’s all the fuss about Kumuyi’s Wedding?

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In the past few days, the Cyberspace, especially the Nigerian, had been dominated by the news of the ‘spectacularly’ remarkable, to say the least, June 15 wedding trips of the son, John Kumuyi, of Pastor Kumuyi of Deeper Life Church who wedded a damsel Love Odih (probably as a matter of coincidence rather than incident) . This, many believe has been ‘concocting a storm in the church’.

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There had been comparative criticisms of the spectacle of this wedding in relation to other weddings so far held in the church. All the noise is essentially about which bride dresses more modestly (nay divine, spiritual or heaven-bound) on her wedding day and what other items used.

Continue reading And what’s all the fuss about Kumuyi’s Wedding?

Abortion@OAU: ‘Stubborn’ baby refused to be flushed down a female hostel toilet

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It was just dawning and no one would have suspected to find blood stain, talk not of a new born baby, in the toilet of the female hostel in a University. But that’s exactly what happened at Moremi Hostel of the Obafemi Awolowo University in the early hours of Wednesday, 19th of June, 2013.

 

First, the callous act of a thief, who crept into the said female hostel served as a major concern for most of the residents of the hall as they woke up one after the other. He stole items including laptops and was about breaking into another room when he was sighted and an alarm raised. He vanished. Who knows, he probably was just a harbinger to the heroic baby’s arrival.

Continue reading Abortion@OAU: ‘Stubborn’ baby refused to be flushed down a female hostel toilet

Would you rather beat him? or Her? Reviewing Tade Ogidan…

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Sourcing from ladunliadi.blogspot.com, lAkUnLeScReWs gather say celebrated Movie Producer, Tade Ogidan flog em Wife, Yewande Ogidan on Thursday, June 13, 2013 until she run. How well does that kin’ thin’ make sense?

Yewande na the second wife and dem both get three kids between them.download (6) Continue reading Would you rather beat him? or Her? Reviewing Tade Ogidan…

Lessons from Nigeria’s Saka’s PORT-ability

movies1STATION:             MeroëRadio

TIME:                    25 hours G.M.T. every single day, no be small thing

Today’s Issue:    ”Nigerian Youths, Wake Up” – BB broadcast msg 

 

This one na special edition of the show, good morning, Naija on MeroëRadio. This na because lAkUnLeScReWs dey intriguingly engaged in the last few weeks. We believe say we go interest you with this edition, no be small. *smiles…

I dey sure say the issue of the Nigerian actor, Hafeez Oyetoro a.k.a. Simply Saka porting from one Nigerian telecommunications Company to another no be new matter to many Nigerians. If you no be Nigerian; well, you better begin learn.

Hafeez Oyetoro a.k.a. Simply Saka na ace comedian, wey don become the face of Etisalat (Pardon my mistake, face of MTN) na em News yarn say em switch network from one GSM company wey don brand em face for Television. After many years of dem relationship, Saka switch sharply to MTN. The whole incident na something wey funny pass expectation.

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Simply, for inside the new Advert with MTN, the thing show Saka inside green traditional attire only to transform interestingly into a bright yellow attire as em dey lead one music band. Continue reading Lessons from Nigeria’s Saka’s PORT-ability

Dem don yarn again: Dogs look like humans in acquisition of OCD

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Some veterinarians for Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, Tufts University and researchers for McLean Imaging Centre, McLean Hospitalwey dey Belmont, Massachusetts don publish the results of one kind new study of Doberman pinschers wey dey suffer from obsessive compulsory disorder (OCD).

Dem yarn say dogs get the same character, say dem dey respond to the same drugs, say dem get genes wey dey control the disorder and say dem get the same structural brain abnormalities like human beings wey get the disorder (OCD) sef.

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If you no know wetin the disease be and you dey wonder wetin e be. No worry, I go yarn you. Continue reading Dem don yarn again: Dogs look like humans in acquisition of OCD

A personal Experience

Recently, lAkUnLeScReWs got a mail from a friend who runs a powerful business strategy company in Nigeria, by the name Hexavia. If you didn’t get the mail, contact them for it. The content is quite important for those who wish to live well and live fully.

 

On the other hand, you can serve yourself with the delicacies of the content of the mail as represented to you on this platform. Please, note the included reference….

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“I met an old man in a bus on my way back to the University a few years ago. He looked scraggy, finished but interestingly talk active.

He sat next to me, I told him my dreams. We had a great time.

And when I was about to leave, he said to me “Son, look at me, look at you, I had great plans for today just a few yesterdays (years) ago too.

I was once like you, but don’t be like me.  The only thing that can make a difference between the both of us in a few years lies in what we choose to do with our time, everyday.

 

He said something profound, he said, “When your youth and your now is a blunder, it leads to an adulthood of struggle and an old age of regret”. Immediately I got off that bus in 2007, I wrote this article below.  Let me share it with you.

 

 

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©Eizu Uwaoma

 

 

Are we moving forward? Do we live 365 days in a year or are we living a day, 365 times?

There’s a difference. Continue reading A personal Experience