Jesus look-alike kicked out of match venue

download (14)Dem kick out one fan of darts game from a live televised final – because em look like Jesus. Or at least, look like the person wey dem call Jesus.

Em name na Nathan Grindal, 33, same age as when Jesus died. Na match he go enjoy o wey people begin shout “Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!” among a 4,500-strong crowd at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.

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Nathan na labourer from Australia. See pictures here… Continue reading Jesus look-alike kicked out of match venue

Heartless killing of children in Connecticut. Mysteries…

download (6)When scienttists yarn say all man dey craze, I doubt if dem think of this man.

The guy just walka enter one secondary school,  Sandy Hook Elementary School on Friday for Newtown, Connecticut (according to CNN) and begin shoot. Na 20 children and 6 adults he kill, including the school principal, Dawn Hochsprung and school psychologist Mary Sherlach. 

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Reports yarn say he kill himself and em mother sef.

 

What level of craziness person go call that? Developed or developing or underdeveloped?

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Update: Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

The following na the story wey the MD of the Pharmacy outlet, HealthPlus Magodo, wey robbers attack recently yarn about the incident. Read and make your own conclusions…

 

“Dear All, this information should have come earlier, but we were waiting on the police to make progress with their investigation, so that we give accurate information. On Sun 2 Dec, armed robbers attacked Magodo Branch. A customer was shot in the foot (he is ok), personal items, cash, walking sticks, perfumes & cash were stolen. A customer’s car was driven away (its been found). Another’s car keys were taken. An unfortunate incidence indeed.

Our Guard did not report to our CSO neither did he report to his Prudential Guard. He disregarded SOPs. By Tue 4 Dec, we watched the CCTV recording & the 1st observation was that the recording started when the robbers were already inside the store. The feedback was that the Pharmacist on duty switched off the CCTV so that the robbers will not damage it, but that he later switched it on. If this was the case,we would have seen the beginning of the shift @about 10am.We would have seen the normal activities till the 2 robbers came in, Continue reading Update: Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

She fine or she no fine? Mixed reactions trail the award of Miss UN Tourism 2012

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On Sunday December 9 2012, dem crown Miss Gbemisola Shotade, 21, Miss UN Tourism 2012 in Jamaica.
The event na two-week keenly contested pageant wey dem hold for Jamaica. Miss Gbemisola also won Miss Congeniality and her costume na em be the best in the traditional category.
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For winning, she don earn herself $10,000, a modelling contract and plenty other opportunities.

However, as plenty people dey hail am say she try na em some people sef dey yarn say she no merit Continue reading She fine or she no fine? Mixed reactions trail the award of Miss UN Tourism 2012

Lagos gets em own Monopoly version with Makoko as Mayfair etc.

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E don happen, Monopoly, that popular Board game. E don get Lagos city version now. All the Oyinbo dem English places like Liverpool, Travalgar Square, Mayfair everything don change to Lagos names. This one na the original Naija way of playing Monopoly. Na now you dey talk. Globalisation, na so e be… This na the first of em kind for an African city and na Lagos dem launch am, with Banana Island replacing Mayfair.
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Murtala Muhammed International Airport e dey there. Makoko, the slum, dey there too. The Nigerian Stock Exchange and other properties dey on the board.

 

 

 

E get some other notable landmarks like the Tinubu Square, the New Afrika Shrine nightclub, Continue reading Lagos gets em own Monopoly version with Makoko as Mayfair etc.

Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

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RADIO SHOW:   Good Morning Naija

STATION:             MeroëRadio

TIME:                    25 hours G.M.T. every single day, no be small thing

Today’s Issue:    Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

I welcome you to another episode of the radio show, ‘Good Morning, Naija’ on MeroëRadio. This episode go bam. We wan focus small on wetin dem dey call Injustice as the thing recently affect one small part of an ogbonge profession of we country, Naija. That profession na Pharmacy.

Wetin dem dey call injustice?

According to Oxford Advanced Learner’s dictionary, injustice na “the fact of a situation being unfair and of people not being treated equally.”

So, wetin concern us for this matter sef; injustice, pharmacy? Well, me sef no know o. All wetin I know na say e get one Pharmacy like that wey dem dey call HealthPlus. Na the magodo branch for Lagos the injustice happen. And na against the Pharmacist wey dey work  for there e happen.

The antenna of MeroëRadio, na em catch the news on Sunday, 2nd December, 2012. The antenna see robbers, daredevils, as dem dey enter the Magodo Continue reading Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

Where to be born in 2013: Nigeria comes last in survey?

According to The Economist’s survey of 80 countries, Nigeria na em come last as a country where children go want make dem mama born them. see full article here http://www.economist.com/news/21566430-where-be-born-2013-lottery-life

Wetin this mean na say no child go want make em mama born am for Nigeria. Wetin you think?

Corruption Perceptions Index 2012 by Transparency International: Denmark, Finland,USA, SA worsen. Ghana and Nigeria improve

Find below the Transparency International (I wonder why WIKILEAKS never take over the ranking things sef) ranking of global corruption by countries between 2002 and 2012. Increasing value of numbers mean say the country dey get better with corruption while decreasing value mean say the country dey get worse.Capture

Continue reading Corruption Perceptions Index 2012 by Transparency International: Denmark, Finland,USA, SA worsen. Ghana and Nigeria improve

Tallest-ic Naija: That 11 year old London-based Nigerian girl wey be 6 feet

If-U-Miss-Am, Nnenna Eronini wey be London-based young Nigerian girl wey reach 6ft height for age 11 last year na one of the many ways to yarn weselves say Nigeria na very very very very blessed country. Look around…
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Naija’s emotional President begin cry for Brother burial. Just Pictures o

BURIAL-JONATHAN-WEEPING                                                                                                                                                                                               You no need guess wetin dey happen for here…na for the burial of Nigeria’s President’s brother.

Senate President david Mark dey greet President
Senate President david Mark dey greet President
Nollywood faces
Nollywood faces
Pall bearers
Pall bearers

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Choir
Choir

 

 

 

See Pictures: Ghana Elections go continue for 2nd day

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Voting for Ghana’s presidential and parliamentary polls wey dem start Friday go continue Saturday because of delays wey dem new biometric identification system caused.

The election na between President John Dramani Mahama and main opposition candidate Nana Akufo-Addo.

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For say I be prophet, I go predict the scores say na that Nana go win.

GHANA-VOTE

Crazy artworks wey dey ascend from and descend into the earth. Madness or creativity?

 

Argentinian street artist, Eduardo Relero, 48, na em dey turn dull pavements into incredible three-dimensional artworks wey fit make person hit pillars with em head.

Below, you go see  “flying lions, giant waterfalls, gaping craters, giant feet sticking out of gaping holes in the ground and ancient figures lying in tombs that are actually just the tops of public benches.

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Come inside, come see these crazy wedding ceremonies

Suspension Wedding
Suspension Wedding

This one happen for PiercedSmurf‘s suspension wedding on April 20, 2007 for New Orleans.

T.J. Maxx Wedding
T.J. Maxx Wedding

Wedding inside shop.

Zero Gravity Wedding

The bride em wear white dress and earrings wey resemble tiny planets, the groom wear tuxedo and cuff links wey dem shape like spacecraft, and the wedding party wear blue jumpsuits. The wedding take place thousands of meters above the Gulf of Mexico in wetin organizers call the world’s first zero gravity wedding.

Largest Underwater Wedding
Largest Underwater Wedding

On June 12, 2010, two hundred and sixty one divers swim inside water to achieve the largest underwater wedding on record. Na Italy the wedding happen.

Rappelling Wedding
Rappelling Wedding

These two lovebirds be exterior cleaners of tall buildings, so dem choose to incorporate rappelling into their wedding ceremony for China. Wetin be rappelling? Na to drop from tall building by following rope come down.

Roller Skating Wedding
Roller Skating Wedding
Glacier Wedding
Glacier Wedding

This one na cold wedding o. Make dem pray make the wedding warm.

 Hot Air Balloon Wedding
Hot Air Balloon Wedding

Na hot air balloon the groom don dey fly since 15 years before the wedding. So….waiting for when Okada men go begin do wedding inside (on top) dem tool.

Rainy Wedding
Rainy Wedding

And finally…

Classy Batman Wedding
Classy Batman Wedding

You noticed the classy gold and black?

Ijebu people, stinginess and Juju: The Alare apology

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It has been many thousands of years since the establishment of the city of Ijebu somewhere in-between the city of Lagos and the old Oyo Empire within present-day Nigeria. Interestingly, whether one can say the city was established at all or that it has always existed with the advent of the Universe (just like any other city for that matter) should ordinarily constitute a complexity.

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There are a number of things that are unique about Ijebu and the Ijebu people; talk about an Ijebu participation in the war against colonialism, the Yemoja war (the war was christened Yemoja because this was where the war was hottest between the Ijebus and the British. There is a Yemoja natural swimming pool, where the British used to relax during war-breaks located in the Ijebu town, Yemoja till tomorrow).

 

‘Segun Osoba, a renowned Professor of History, once ended a narrative on a similar subject with a funny anecdote about one of the few Ijebu converts to Christianity. This particular man became a ‘Pastor’ as is commonplace today; once, a member of his congregation vexed him (names and details withheld) to a degree that he had to take off his pastoral regalia (not sure what they used to call that), thus revealing the hitherto concealed attire of a Juju Priest.

 

That anecdote represented the suspicion with which the Ijebus held Christianity while yet practicing it. Insufficient to confirm though, but this suspicion is quite ubiquitous today that even the Europeans themselves have come to establish same with their attitude of faith-needlessness. One of the reasons why the current Pope has chosen to launch his twitter account @Pontifex ‘to reclaim lost sheep’. However, this is far from being the subject of discourse here.

 

What the interest is herein is the attitude of the world to the Ijebu race. I refer to the world because everything you hear about the Ijebu people and spoken by ‘just’ anybody around the world is almost bound to be derogatory. This has gotten so endemic (you can say pandemic, if you want) especially in contemporary times that everyone seems to want to distant itself from an Ijebu ‘CityMan’; last time I even noticed a baby suspiciously eyeing an Ijebu man. I no know wetin the guy do the pikin o!

 

WETIN IJEBU PEOPLE DO THE WORLD SEF?

 

Ijebu people are stingy. Ijebu people are Juju-rich. Ijebu people are wicked. Whatever bad, wicked, wrong, unwholesome you can think of or need a definition for, just think about any Ijebu person you know and you have your definition. That’s how the world thinks. The bandwagon effect!

 

There is a general belief in the world today and that is, if a man has three children for instance and one of them marries an Ijebu person; that child is counted lost. So, the man is deemed to have only two children. It is said that a man or woman completely forgets its home as soon as it marries an Ijebu spouse. It’s worse than you may think if you have never heard these lines before.

 

One piece of advice parents passionately give their children or guardians, their wards, over and above any other, is never to marry an Ijebu, never even date such. In fact, the thought that friendship sometimes leads to intimacy and then to dating and then marriage makes parents advise their children against friendship with any Ijebu personality. I would wonder, is this not a calculated crime against the humanity of Ijebu to keep them perpetually isolated? Well, who cares?

 

The case against the Ijebus is premised on the presumption  that they are extremely fetish. Unfortunately, this writer is unaware of an adequate word to describe the extent to which people passionately describe how fetish the Ijebus are. So, we’ll content ourselves with fetish…just fetish!

 

This is what gives birth to the fetish enslavement (nay, brainwashing) of spouses by their Ijebu partners to the point where the latter forget their families. A necessary extension from this is spouse-ritual, especially money-rituals or the like.

 

Another, most-unfortunate, personality trait ascribed to the Ijebus by the world is stinginess. The Ijebus are said to be a stingy tribe of people. They will rather die of hunger (no other tribe in the world dies of hunger but malnourishment except the Ijebus) than spend their ‘hard-earned’ money on themselves; talk nothing about giving people anything.

 

The world (by this, I mean children of the children of the children of the great great super great grand children of certain people in an almost forgotten past, who have had varying degrees of experience – mostly unwholesome – with Ijebus) has come to tag Ijebus as stingy, fetish and all that doomed adjectives. But that’s not to say, in contemporary times, there are no such Ijebus known to be stingy and fetish.  Of course, they abound!

 

In fact, this writer has met more ‘stingy-er’ and ‘fetish-er’ Ijebus, probably much more than anyone else. Maybe! He has, as a matter of chance, also met generous Ijebus; pious Christians and Muslims, even to a fault. If anyone hasn’t, it will do everyone a lot of good if such provides that information.

 

Hence, this Ijebu representation of all that is good and bad can, of human nature, not be peculiar to the Ijebu peoples of the world but an essential part of human need for self-preservation and existence (as selfish as that may be).

 

To resolve this stalemate, this writer went out to interview a number of people and what kept coming up, outrightly absent on Internet pages, is Alare! Alare! Who or what is Alare?

 

It was gathered that Alare was (is, pardon me) a god of the entire Ijebu people. As a god of the Ijebus, Alare demanded and secured absolute allegiance from his subjects. This allegiance embodies the entire ownership of all Ijebus as entities and in extension all properties belonging to the Ijebus. Follows the old saying, “Eni tó l’erú ló l’erù” – that is, he who owns the slave owns his properties.

 

 

It was therefore generally believed that all Ijebus were properties of Alare and as such all properties belonging to an Ijebu were in extension properties of Alare. No Ijebu person was allowed to make use of his own property without the permission of Alare. How much more, if he needed to give out same to someone else. Usually, Alare would not permit that.

 

So, it was that Ijebus were thrifty with the use of their properties for selves. That probably was where the idea of stinginess came about. I doubt if that really still happens today.

 

However, the possession and use of juju coupled with spouse-murder allegations against the Ijebus may not be in anyway linked with Alare. As a matter of fact, there probably could be no explanation for this especially if the concerned persons are not ready to see reasons and the fact that this too isn’t peculiar to the Ijebus, if at all it happens.

This will constitute a good discourse if there are contributions from all concerned or affected; after which there will be sequels to detail personal experiences and possible way-out.

 

In conclusion, the city of Ijebu exists till today with a paramount ruler, a system of governance, monarchical and democratic. There are successful marriages as much as there are failed ones, just like it happens everywhere else. Today, there are non-Ijebus married to Ijebus and who have lived to ‘ripe’ old age (if there’s anything like that) before dying naturally or still living. And their children (part-Ijebu, part-non-Ijebu) are living, growing and succeeding.

 

Just a few popular mentions:

 

– Uncle Tai Solarin was Ijebu, yet he gave his life – not just his money – for the advancement of the course of humanity. He never killed his wife; she only just died recently, many years after Uncle Tai has gone.

– Chief Obafemi Awolowo needs no mention regarding what he also did for humanity. Obafemi Awolowo University, Cocoa House and Free Education (not only for his children but for children of the country). What better way to be generous? And his wife? Anyone can still pay her a visit at her home in Ikenne , kicking, after 25 years of Pa Awo’s exit.

–  Prof. Wole Soyinka…what can (or can’t?) you say about this iconoclast?

–  Mike Adenuga, M.D. Globacom nko?

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We therefore close the curtain on the scene that, as an enlightened generation, we have responsibility to ourselves and to the unborn generations; to make history and the future a palatable drama of life.

 

I am Ijebu and I see all allegations against the Ijebu  as diversionary to say the least.

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