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Yakowa and Azazi in perspective

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RADIO SHOW:   Good Morning Naija

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Today’s Issue:    Yakowa and Azazi in perspective

I welcome you to another episode of the radio show, ‘Good Morning, Naija’ on MeroëRadio. This episode na about a sad incident wey happen for Nigeria. That na the unfortunate death of another two powerful human beings in the country’s political class – serving Governor of Kaduna State, Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa and former National Security Adviser to the nation’s President, Gen. Owoye Andrew Azazi.

The unfortunate incident happened on Saturday, 15th of December (coincidentally also the birth day of the father to lAkUnLeScReWs) in Bayelsa State, where the ‘happy-go-lucky’, ‘chop-belleful’, ‘big-belle’, ‘full-cheek, deflated skull’, ‘worry-full, worry-less’ power-wielding men and women of Naija congregated to bade farewell (maybe also with wads of the country’s useless currency) to the father of presidential aide Oronto Douglas.

On their return leg, plenty people Continue reading Yakowa and Azazi in perspective

Tribute: Apakos on the way to Professorship

Na privilege to be associated with these beautiful people of the world. Search dem mind and arrive at bliss.

Yesterday, na em dem do ‘invokation’ (nay convocation) for higher powers from Msc. to PhD.

We wish them the best journey ever. lAkUnLeScReWs is proud to be associated with you guys. Gbam! See pictures after the cut… Continue reading Tribute: Apakos on the way to Professorship

Jesus look-alike kicked out of match venue

download (14)Dem kick out one fan of darts game from a live televised final – because em look like Jesus. Or at least, look like the person wey dem call Jesus.

Em name na Nathan Grindal, 33, same age as when Jesus died. Na match he go enjoy o wey people begin shout “Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!” among a 4,500-strong crowd at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.

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Nathan na labourer from Australia. See pictures here… Continue reading Jesus look-alike kicked out of match venue

Heartless killing of children in Connecticut. Mysteries…

download (6)When scienttists yarn say all man dey craze, I doubt if dem think of this man.

The guy just walka enter one secondary school,  Sandy Hook Elementary School on Friday for Newtown, Connecticut (according to CNN) and begin shoot. Na 20 children and 6 adults he kill, including the school principal, Dawn Hochsprung and school psychologist Mary Sherlach. 

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Reports yarn say he kill himself and em mother sef.

 

What level of craziness person go call that? Developed or developing or underdeveloped?

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Update: Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

The following na the story wey the MD of the Pharmacy outlet, HealthPlus Magodo, wey robbers attack recently yarn about the incident. Read and make your own conclusions…

 

“Dear All, this information should have come earlier, but we were waiting on the police to make progress with their investigation, so that we give accurate information. On Sun 2 Dec, armed robbers attacked Magodo Branch. A customer was shot in the foot (he is ok), personal items, cash, walking sticks, perfumes & cash were stolen. A customer’s car was driven away (its been found). Another’s car keys were taken. An unfortunate incidence indeed.

Our Guard did not report to our CSO neither did he report to his Prudential Guard. He disregarded SOPs. By Tue 4 Dec, we watched the CCTV recording & the 1st observation was that the recording started when the robbers were already inside the store. The feedback was that the Pharmacist on duty switched off the CCTV so that the robbers will not damage it, but that he later switched it on. If this was the case,we would have seen the beginning of the shift @about 10am.We would have seen the normal activities till the 2 robbers came in, Continue reading Update: Injustice against a drug man, addict, dealer, pusher or just a druggist

She fine or she no fine? Mixed reactions trail the award of Miss UN Tourism 2012

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On Sunday December 9 2012, dem crown Miss Gbemisola Shotade, 21, Miss UN Tourism 2012 in Jamaica.
The event na two-week keenly contested pageant wey dem hold for Jamaica. Miss Gbemisola also won Miss Congeniality and her costume na em be the best in the traditional category.
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For winning, she don earn herself $10,000, a modelling contract and plenty other opportunities.

However, as plenty people dey hail am say she try na em some people sef dey yarn say she no merit Continue reading She fine or she no fine? Mixed reactions trail the award of Miss UN Tourism 2012

Lagos gets em own Monopoly version with Makoko as Mayfair etc.

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E don happen, Monopoly, that popular Board game. E don get Lagos city version now. All the Oyinbo dem English places like Liverpool, Travalgar Square, Mayfair everything don change to Lagos names. This one na the original Naija way of playing Monopoly. Na now you dey talk. Globalisation, na so e be… This na the first of em kind for an African city and na Lagos dem launch am, with Banana Island replacing Mayfair.
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Murtala Muhammed International Airport e dey there. Makoko, the slum, dey there too. The Nigerian Stock Exchange and other properties dey on the board.

 

 

 

E get some other notable landmarks like the Tinubu Square, the New Afrika Shrine nightclub, Continue reading Lagos gets em own Monopoly version with Makoko as Mayfair etc.

Where to be born in 2013: Nigeria comes last in survey?

According to The Economist’s survey of 80 countries, Nigeria na em come last as a country where children go want make dem mama born them. see full article here http://www.economist.com/news/21566430-where-be-born-2013-lottery-life

Wetin this mean na say no child go want make em mama born am for Nigeria. Wetin you think?

Corruption Perceptions Index 2012 by Transparency International: Denmark, Finland,USA, SA worsen. Ghana and Nigeria improve

Find below the Transparency International (I wonder why WIKILEAKS never take over the ranking things sef) ranking of global corruption by countries between 2002 and 2012. Increasing value of numbers mean say the country dey get better with corruption while decreasing value mean say the country dey get worse.Capture

Continue reading Corruption Perceptions Index 2012 by Transparency International: Denmark, Finland,USA, SA worsen. Ghana and Nigeria improve

Naija’s emotional President begin cry for Brother burial. Just Pictures o

BURIAL-JONATHAN-WEEPING                                                                                                                                                                                               You no need guess wetin dey happen for here…na for the burial of Nigeria’s President’s brother.

Senate President david Mark dey greet President
Senate President david Mark dey greet President
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See Pictures: Ghana Elections go continue for 2nd day

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Voting for Ghana’s presidential and parliamentary polls wey dem start Friday go continue Saturday because of delays wey dem new biometric identification system caused.

The election na between President John Dramani Mahama and main opposition candidate Nana Akufo-Addo.

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For say I be prophet, I go predict the scores say na that Nana go win.

GHANA-VOTE

Tefina: New nasal spray to help women reach orgasm. This one na man-aid….sort of ‘female viagra’

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If-U-Miss-Am, Tefina na one new drug wey Canadian laboratory Trimel Pharmaceuticals develop to  boost libido while increasing the blood flow to the sexual organs.

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Na testosterone-based nasal spray wey women fit inhale two hours before sexual activity.

The effects fit last up to six hours and “We’ve already shown that for women with a low sex drive, testosterone therapy can increase not only their sexual desire and arousal, but also help them to reach orgasm,” researcher, Susan Davis from the Monash University of Australia na em yarn Medical Daily.

This na good thing especially considering the fact say many marriages go dey saved from the clutches of divorce and unhappiness.

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Man sues wife over their ‘incredibly ugly’ baby and awarded ‘damages’

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If-U-Miss-Am, see this China man wey sue em wife because dem baby dey ‘Incredibly ugly’ . Jian Feng ended up winning $120,000.

Feng believe say dem daughter go fine like her mother, but no be so. Wetin happen na say the wife don do over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery to improve her ‘ugly’ looks before dem marry and she no tell her husband. The baby come inherit em mother’s natural looks.download

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng yarn. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

Na so dem divorce, Feng citing “false pretenses.”

First ‘Naija’ Sports Awards

John Mikel Obi wey dey play for Chelsea na em win the Sports Man of The year award for the first Nigerian Sports Awards wey dem do for Palace Hotel in Victoria Island on Thursday.

Feyisetan Are na em win the  Coach of the Year award, beating Edwin Okon and Ayo Bakare, while Ike Diogu win the Ball Sports Year award.

Francesca Ordega – women’s Footballer of the Year award.

Super Falcons – Team of the year.

Folashade Oluwafemiayo – Sports Woman of the Year award.

Tobi Emmanuel – Sports Journalist of the Year, Print.

Cecilia Omorege of Galazy  – Sports Journalist of the Year, Electronic.

Former Commonwealth champion, Modupe Oshikoy – Lifetime Sports Award.

Ife Festival of Poetry: Now Here…

Poetry na the music wey the soul sabi to sing.

Through music, human souls dey congregate to reason together.

1st of December na this year’s Edition of the festival (Ife Festival of Poetry) and the thing dey take place for Ilesa in  Osun State, Nigeria.

Different Arts go perform and the festival promises to be one of a kind.

10 p.m. na the time for the show on Saturday.

For details, you fit contact Professor Adebayo Lamikanra (a.k.a. Lamikay) on 0803 700 0773